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With dan soder. >> all right. their sketch is a stretch. police in gainsville are looking for a man who is repeatedly peeing on women they say this captures the guys essence. if you ever committed a crime, the sketch artist would still find you. >> they wont be eyes oochl if you want to catch this guy first of all that sketch, i think it was computer generated. they hit a button and said "random black guy". >> yes. >> he was black. okay. good enough. lets go to the line.

Huckabee and dan soder. >> e block, the last story. thats the last story. >> and now a story hannity was too afraid to cover. according to new research, vegetable rtz most common food consumed on super bowl sunday. 27% will eat one veggie the day of the big game while 22% snack on chips and 18% pizza and 16% soup. 13% will consume alcohol and sod sodomize a turtle. >> how do they even do that? >> that is 100% of the people who consume alcohol will be saddam myselfing tour -- saw dodd myselfing t...

Huckabee and dan soder. >> e block, the last story. thats the last story. >> and now a story hannity was too afraid to cover. according to new research, vegetable rtz most common food consumed on super bowl sunday. 27% will eat one veggie the day of the big game while 22% snack on chips and 18% pizza and 16% soup. 13% will consume alcohol and sod sodomize a turtle. >> how do they even do that? >> that is 100% of the people who consume alcohol will be saddam myselfing tour -- saw dodd myselfing t...

>> anyone else follow that? >> i cashed out after the a block. >> it seems reasonable enough. it seems like it is being taken out of context. there is a problem with porn saturation among youths. these are people who have firsthand experience as to why this might not be a stellar life choice. you can run for congress and do any number of things. >> run for mayor of new york. >> people think i will a comedian. >> why is this directed at me. >> i think the amount of boys that become pizza thriver ...

Set up, quote, we are getting the feeling this is the kind of thing everybody will want to have on their phones, but no one admits to. in response to future finger-pointing many have traded in their cars for roller skates. ♪ >> that was a close one. if that guy doesnt fall i will have to fire our producer. >> he broke his tail bone in three places. >> you shouldnt be carrying a tail bone around while skating. i keep mine at home. you go and buy a tail bone and take it home. you have seen the f...

Plate. >> by the way, dana, you are not helping him, you enabling him. >> there was a little plate of food for bill. >> thats great. i love every bit. >> and i love the fact -- nobody cares, bill. texas psychic being sued. first of all, we should not, and you guys are guilty. dont demonize some psychics because one woman made one bad call. >> i am not for that. nobody. >> you got me there. dan that goes to you. what inned could of -- what kind of morbid psychics report what is in the yard? >> ye...

Prompter roll it so we can explain to everyone what he just said, but nine days too late. >> you know what i get from president obama is he is a lady hating kenyan interloper is he cant be bothered. he just cant be bothered. >> yes, you are bothersome. you are like that cat attacking the dog with the bone. >> exactly. dan you are an expert in leaking. i have seen it happen many times. >> i have a powerful leak. >> i am interested in knowing where you stand on this. as a comedian i would say some...

>> frog man? >> aye. and then you go, look at it, weird looking people and then you go, thats a celebrity. well thats weird too. they are weird. you think you are weird. and then they are in a box and they say we would rather see that than a voice of fire. i want to go and look at a weird celebrity with a weird lizard face and sleeping in a box. >> she does look like she is trying to give richard dreyfuss a message through his potatoes except with more hair. >> dan, you have to admire she knows ...

She is having fun here. >> she goes -- >> i will never forget michael clayton where she stuck her arm hand in the arm pit and sniffed it. >> and one of the few times she didnt have a nude theme was christmas. >> she is another planets treasure. >> discovery channel with anotherral bine know praying man ties attacked her and she ate the eyes. coming up, is life on the road as a comedian a great cover for serial murder? dan soder discusses his latest book. and grandparents smoking pot? yes, gran...

Your gigantic clothes you enormous woman of a man. your ass is the size of the studio. where did you get your jeans from? the internet? >> why the internet? >> because they have to make them in malaysia where they have to get that much denim. >> the character is unfame threr with pants because he wears skirts. dan regarding the marijuana old age story, you disagreed with jimmy that pot is good for intercourse, but you didnt consider how amazing sheep wool feels while having intercourse. >> i don...