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>> the odds #r bill will be standing over you and peaking on you. peeing. >> vow being guarded and cant get stabbed. >> right. >> it is not a real bridger. >> it is not a bridge. it is like an amusement park area where they set these things up. dan, first they gave us ikea and now this. can sweden do anything right? they have horse in their meatballs. >> being of swedish dissent i say yes and how dare you offend my people? this is one time when you say look how poor people live. i love my house....

2011. thats double the number -- >> you were bogarding during the commercial break. >> lets go live to the pot-loving pussycat for a counter point. the tower of the drug. -- the power of the drug. it is the power of the drug. dan, you have been selling weed at retirement homes for years now. >> it is how i make my money. >> what do they see of the scene in is this true? >> i like old people smoking weed. they are fun. they are old and wrinkly and docile. you get them all high and you can steal t...

What point does it make? >> you disgust me. you have a chance to say -- >> lets start this over. do the rest of the show and then we hillary tap it at the end. >> we will just do it for ourselves. >> cool. >> see you, you jerk. she is so british she lives in a crumpet. it is imogen lloyd webber. her later book is called "the twitter diaries" and if hilarity was a trendy nightclub i would enter him from the rear when no one is looking. it is dan soder and he is considered a garnish. it is bill sc...

Skeletons could be considered weapons themselves and subject to certain laws. it is arguable that article 36 of the geneva convention might be used for certain kinds of enhanced war fighters. there goes my magic orange sling shot but butt exploder. imogen, thoughts? >> like it ever stopped the pentagon before. thats why they couldnt dot petition thing. >> it is called 12/11, baby. >> next? >> dan, what lessons if any can we learn from the movie "universal soldier." >> that lungrin and john claud...

>> he was a great boxer and a ton of records. mcneilly was a ripe contender. 90 seconds, i dont care. i will not sit next to this man if he is flinging mud. >> and dan soder has a fan site too. >> peter mcneilly and dan soder should have been friends. >> it is the unofficial site. >> the sadness is that he is a lone blogger on it. >> he is a contributor. >> maybe he can use a pseudonym. >> he did a nice right hook though. >> imogen, here is what i dont get. hillary does this thing where she s...

>> hard to tell. >> dan i was unable to find your political blog. >> it is dan soder writes about comedy every day . net. >> is that a dark net? >> i have been blacklisted by several sites. they dont like my honest and refreshing take. >> he is literally with you. >> you are part of the web that only can be accessed through beaver dams. >> i have been told i am the voice of a generation. a political voice. >> >> we talk all the time. i gave her notes on girls and she gives me notes on my coverag...

>> how do you know that? >> because i love pizza hut. well talk about a deal. >> they contact you not as the sponsor. >> does that really work? i love cocaine. so contact me. well work out a deal. >> ill meet nut hall. >> i had no idea. i have been doing this for six years. >> manti teo told katie couric he lied. dan, you said it happened to you in 6th grade and stuck with the story. you think he is in on it? >> spliewt leahy is in on it, absolutely. there is no way you -- an agent went to him a...

>> thanks, andy. >> greg? >> yes. >> you said you -- we were back from our hiatus, well we did shows while you were gone. >> those were shows? >> yes, we had a lot of fun. >> thats great. im happy for you. >> thanks. thats all. >> go away. bores the hell out of me. this whole dry as a martini stuff is wearing off. lets welcome our guests. what happens when you combine the words hugable and cuddly? you get a huddy. and he has made audiences laugh the world over, but richard pryor is dead. so here...

Beginning. stick with me, girl. stick with me. >> what do you have? katy and russell being there or are you talking about the murder thing. >> lets move on. >> well done. >> dan, i heard you make a smart remark that russell and katy being down it would be the backbreaker. it really is. i heard what they were going to do next is make all of the wall street employees watch the movie "arthur" while listening to a katy perry record. and greg finally in this story when you said "i want to make a poin...

Lets find out if we have anything wrong so far. for that we go to joe derosa. >> thank you, greg. i would like to address the panel quickly. i set the tone for my half time report. diane, you are very mouthy tonight. >> tonight as opposed to other nights? >> i dont know. it is a little much. at one point greg said terry, what do you think and you said well, greg. terry, i hate you and your beard bothers me. but you made so many good points, that it will be hard for me to attack you during this h...