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>> ida garden. >> garlic. you are smelly, sticky, but sometimes the necessary ingredient. beat it you sad freak. lets welcome our guest. i am here with diane ma -- macedo. and he has more gags than a kidnapper. it is dan soder. and it has been years since he:00 occupied a shower, bill schulz. and he is tougher than a thong made of sand paper. terry sapor fresh from sniper school. and he is never surprised when he is caught printing lies. good to see you, pinch. >> as pleased as i am by the hea...

Greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy go skateboarding day. >> thats the day you picked? talk about slim pickings. >> i love him in "dr. strange love." >> did you know he was a saddles. >> did you know he is from modesto. >> you take the modest out of modesto, greg. rough weekend? >> you have no idea. >> go away. lets welcome our guest. she is so british she tells big ben what time it is. i am here with author imogen lloyd webber. and his intau elect is as hard as his -- abs. it is chris baron, and...

I went to my book, ma. >> i have arrived. >> he is a fan. >> dont ever scrub your enter net history. >> can we talk about the one guy who eight years ago paid a fine for receiving 9/11 grant money and thought it was unfair the link to that still existed and thats why he president whated the internet history scrubbed? >> was he wrongly accused? >> he paid a $2,000 fine so he paid a fine. >> i feel like maybe at that point you say, you are on your own with that one. >> true. >> he asked why the go...

>> you are right. i will keep that under advisement. i produced it as right out of gitmo. i can go back to the studio. >> i like your court of public opinion thing though. >> dan, shame on you for comparing it to a carnival. >> horrible things happen there. >> well, thats your opinion. >> by the way, they call human rights first and they notice that in 2008, candidate obama criticized the bush administration for trying to -- for wanting to try them and saying, quote, it is too important to be he...

"star wars." >> dan, would you enjoy your fruit loops if they were not fruity in color? >> no, i would feel like i was trying out for nasa. they are taking color out of cool aide now -- kool-aide from kids? how lame will the birthday party be? dont worry, no frosting on the cake, kids. >> it is awful. dont additives get a bad wrap? >> absolutely. government, stay out of my blueberry cereal. and why not ban asparagus? it makes my pee smell weird. >> i always thought that. >> i told you that this ...

>> they are too lazy or is the stereo type, they there are many professionals out there, greg, including your doctor who smokes marijuana. and i will put my serious face on for a second. i have been interviewing cancer survivors and cancer patients who have been taking medical marijuana and many illegally because of the stupid government, the stupid war on drugs. and this really helps. it is way better than pain pills. it has none of the side affects of any of the pharmaceuticals out in the indu...

>> had a great time saturday. >> it happens to a lot of guys. >> im going to you will ka you. >> please do. >> great pre game tonight. >> i feel good about the greg-alogue. >> and it will continue the momentum of the show. >> the viewers cant wait. >> this never gets old. >> you are still young. >> go uh wai. lets welcome our guests. she is cuter than a pile of unconscious smurfs. i am here with entertain meant journalist jill dobson. he knows punch lines like i know cheap wines. welcome a fir...

Lightning round. >> dan, how fast will prescriptions for medical marijuana go down if it doesnt get you high? >> immediately. why would you even have a prescription if it doesnt get you high? even for pain pills. thats why you want them. they get you high. >> terry, if you remove that component, what you beaivegly have is eye by pro tip or asprin. >> just take tylenol. i suspect because i am a military guy they will let us smoke pot in the military some. >> no. >> darn. >> you never know for sur...

Post-it on the internet immediately? >> greg, the alcoholic brings up a good point. i think we have all learned something here. the one person that hasnt learned anything, jill dobson because she is blackout. >> this is not going to be remembered. i hope you record it. it is like a drunk sitcom character. >> a new sitcom published the names of more than 12 they were sten from the patient database of a clinic that runs -- >> who is forwarding this? i think that is gary by see. >> the site adminis...

Technologists to back them up. does it work? one happy customer said it took a couple months, but now when you google my name, the sites are buried about six or seven pages in. my clientele has dramatically improved. is this your whole craigslist -- >> no, that was eric holder. that was from the other story. please read the packets. >> and all of this leads to the obvious question, does the cat like rice balls? >> she is will you git matly disturbed. >> it likes the rice balls. thats what i said...