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Ahhhh. Ahhahahahahahaha from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers an captioning sponsored by Comedy Central d applause jon welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. Boom top tea guest, andrew napolitano, suicide pact. Its really funnier than it sounds. But first, while we were all home last week, ridding the nation of its turkey scourge laughter they know what they do. The grand jury verdict in missouri was deciding that Fe...

The grand jury verdict in missouri was deciding that Ferguson Police officer now former Ferguson Police officer Darren Wilson did nothing indictful whbl he shot unarmed but large michael brown. The angry reaction to this decision was swift and sustained. The protests breaking out throughout the country. Those who took the streets it thought they were speaking out against systemic injustice, but they could not have been more wrong. This is not a civil rights issue. Its not a black white situation...

Scourge laughter they know what they do. The grand jury verdict in missouri was deciding that Ferguson Police officer now former Ferguson Police officer Darren Wilson did nothing indictful whbl he shot unarmed but large michael brown. The angry reaction to this decision was swift and sustained. The protests breaking out throughout the country. Those who took the streets it thought they were speaking out against systemic injustice, but they could not have been more wrong. This is not a civil righ...

Could not have been more wrong. This is not a civil rights issue. Its not a black white situation. Its a thugpolice officer situation. People forget, he had committed a robbery. Michael brown was the bad guy in this case. And please, america, lets not turn this kid into some kind of civil rights lauder because that he is not. Ferguson missouri is not sell ma, alabama. Right laughter almost by definition. laughter ferguson, missouri, is not selma, alabama. Of course, if fox had been around for se...

Of a favorite food . Or did we just lose it in our folds. And my guest is kentucky basketball coach John Calipari, damn, i had the coach from duke in my bracket. Market analysts say that ipad fever is cooling. Meanwhile kindle dysentery still runs rampant. laughter this is the colbert report. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central stephen hell yea , boom, right there, oh yeah, welcome to the report, everybody. Good to have you. cheers and applause stephen, stephen, Stephen St...

Stephen hell yea , boom, right there, oh yeah, welcome to the report, everybody. Good to have you. cheers and applause stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen welcome to the report, everybody, good to have you with us. Thank you so much. Please, please, sit down, folks, in here and if anybody at home is standing up take a squat, folks, you watch this show. You know i love numbered lists. One, two, three. I could go on. The main reason i love them is ...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central stephen hell yea , boom, right there, oh yeah, welcome to the report, everybody. Good to have you. cheers and applause stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen welcome to the report, everybody, good to have you with us. Thank you so much. Please, please, sit down, folks, in here and if anybody at home is standing up take a squat, folks, you watch this show. You know i love numbered lists. One, two, three. I could...

Cheers and applause stephen yes. Hell yeah eat that rwanda. But sadly i may be falling out of love with lists. Heres the number one reason why. Hello, canada, are you number one. Thats the finding at a new report canadas middle class passing america. For the first time as the most affluent in the world. In canada average income workers have enjoyed a nearly 20 raise since 2000. But here in the u. S. Middle class workers wages have been virtually flat for 14 years. The u. S. Has now been surpasse...

Meanwhile kindle dysentery still runs rampant. laughter this is the colbert report. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central stephen hell yea , boom, right there, oh yeah, welcome to the report, everybody. Good to have you. cheers and applause stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen, stephen, Stephen Stephen welcome to the report, everybody, good to have you with us. Thank you so much. Please, please, sit down, folks, in here and if anybody at home is standi...

It captioning sponsored by cbs this is the cbs evening news with scott pelley. Pelley good evening. A few hours ago eric cantor was one of the most powerful men in washington am but late today he announced he is stepping down as House Majority leader after a stunning defeat in a republican primary in virginia last night. He was up set by a candidate backed by the tea party, david brat. And it wasnt even close. Cantor, elected to the house in 2000 and majority leader since 2011 appeared to be on ...