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They joined the president and first lady for the trip to nelson mandelas memorial. on the way there, president obama worked on his speech with ben rhode. and former president bush showed off photos of his new paintings to the first lady and hillary clinton. the bushs joined the obamas for dinner in the air force one conference room. on the way home. up next, my incredible weekend in birmingham, alabama. i want to church twice on sunday. two services at the same church. and i have never had a gre...

To read and consider carefully before investing. >> we know a little more tonight about what happened on board air force one. during the trip to south africa. thanks to white house photographer, pete sousa. they joined the president and first lady for the trip to nelson mandelas memorial. on the way there, president obama worked on his speech with ben rhode. and former president bush showed off photos of his new paintings to the first lady and hillary clinton. the bushs joined the obamas for din...

0 the same completely apocalyptic view, fiscal policy, completely wrong apocalyptic view of fiscal policy when the deficit is shrinking rapidly. the divide is what paul ryan said. elections have consequences do. you have to live in a world where you dont have complete power? you see all the democrats are saying, yeah, thats the way it should be. no one gets everything they want. we share power. theyre very, even, excited about this idea of compromise. and a lot of republicans just dont even seem...

0 they both, levine, and ryan have the same completely apocalyptic view, fiscal policy, completely wrong apocalyptic view of fiscal policy when the deficit is shrinking rapidly. the divide is what paul ryan said. elections have consequences do. you have to live in a world where you dont have complete power? you see all the democrats are saying, yeah, thats the way it should be. no one gets everything they want. we share power. theyre very, even, excited about this idea of compromise. and a lot o...

community. i mean, really. if he can get 2 million followers just be exploiting demi in her granny panties-- [audience groans, chuckles] thats a granny in granny panties. thats kind of redundant. thats more like demis underwear. so showing demi is the key. got it. then showing a picture of her back in the 80s should really help our shows following. [audience oohs] oh, yes. i know, i know. it sheds twice a year. [laughter] please. i keep waiting for a camera crew to come running out of ...

now inside this booth are slips of paper, each with the name of a white house scandal: i.r.s., a.p., benghazi, immortal scorpion soldiers. oh, its coming out. and just moments from now, ladies and gentlemen, i will enter the booth and, like my colleagues, grasp wildly at any accusation that floats past. ten seconds... [ cheers and applause ] jimmy, ten seconds on the clock, please. jimmy. lets get ready to scandal. [ cheers and applause ] and tonights scandal is benghazi. [ cheers and ...

about who is liked by president bush. who is liked by president obama. lets all be captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] good to have you with us. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: oh, i love a zombie army. have a seat. nation, you know, folks, if you watch the news like i do, it seems like lately president obama cannot swing a dead cat without hitting some sor...

captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] good to have you with us. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: oh, i love a zombie army. have a seat. nation, you know, folks, if you watch the news like i do, it seems like lately president obama cannot swing a dead cat without hitting some sort of scandal. which reminds me, whats he doing with all these dead cats? the challe...

captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] good to have you with us. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: oh, i love a zombie army. have a seat. nation, you know, folks, if you watch the news like i do, it seems like lately president obama cannot swing a dead cat without hitting some sort of scandal. which reminds me, whats he doing with all these dead cats? the challe...

captioning sponsored by comedy central captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome to the report, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] good to have you with us. >> stephen! stephen! stephen! [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: oh, i love a zombie army. have a seat. nation, you know, folks, if you watch the news like i do, it seems like lately president obama cannot swing a dead cat without hitting some sort of scandal. which reminds me, whats he doi...