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Oh yeah, those guys could get crazy, get wild, and apparently, very kinky. the erotic gallery. oh. there you go. thats a conversation starter. i take eric to the pre-columbian boning section. actually, the erotic pottery section. slipping her the tongue. >> eric: amazing. >> anthony: which sounds about as much fun as an all-nude renaissance fair, but is actually pretty cool. [ man in museum laughs ] >> anthony: nothing new under the sun that these pre-columbian horn dogs didnt think of first. oo...

>> eric: ah, this is totally going to le bernardin. >> anthony: oh, really? >> eric: yeah. >> anthony: yeah, i see youre not like, foraging in the catskills for your inspiration. >>ric: um >> anthony: you basically just rip your ideas off of small businessmen? >> eric: javier. es stupdendo. >> javier: its okay, tres bien? >> eric: si. its -- antny: oh, perb. [ javier speaking spanish ] >> eric: you want, uh, another little thing? >> anthony: sure. >> eric: si. [ javier speaking spanish ] >> anth...

Like -- or the even hotter "facing heaven chili" provide the "la," pure heat. so, if you imagine, like, isla, she wolf of the ss, tormenting you with nipple clamps as the la, the ma, provided by the pleasantly deranging peppercorns, would be like the naughty nurse with the ice cubes. ♪ [ singing ] >> anthony: whats your -- uh, whats your feeling on msg? >> eric: i dont mind msg. >> anthony: yeah, i think its good stuff. >> eric: i do not react to it. >> anthony: right. no, no. me too. nobody d...

>> eric: hes the devil. look at him. >> seven: lets drink baijiu. >> anthony: all right, eric. yeah. youre getting into the spirit of things. >> eric: do you know he took me, he took me on this trip to make me suffer. >> seven: yeah. >> eric: to kill me slowly or fast. >> seven: thats what friend does to another friend. you know? thats what good friends do. >> anthony: yes. >> seven: in drinking culture of china we enjoy torturing your friends. [ eric laughs ] >> xiao: well, lets drink to friend...

Seriously spicy, delicious, flesh still clinging to little thumpers skull. look at those little teeth. and, the best part, after you rip off the jaw and split the skull, the tasty, chiclet-sized brain. >> eric: hm. its a lot of meat. >> anthony: just suck that brain right out. >> eric: im not a fan of brains, but im gonna try. >> anthony: you havent had these brains. rabbit brains are different. theyre not, like, custardy, creamy. theyre, kind of, like, little, theyre like uni. ♪ here comes pe...

Easter egg hunt. what does that have to do with bunnies? you know what im saying? bunnies dont lay eggs. but they do have heads. look deep. deep into the murky depths of that most glorious and iconic of sichuan dishes. it burns. it burns you down to your soul. >> all: cheers. >> anthony: local friend xiao bin and musician friend seven. wu jiao ling and gao shin. all enjoy a good hot pot. almost everybody around here does. eric, however, seems apprehensive. >> anthony: so, this is erics first tim...

Heaven chili" provide the "la," pure heat. so, if you imagine, like, isla, she wolf of the ss, tormenting you with nipple clamps as the la, the ma, provided by the pleasantly deranging peppercorns, would be like the naughty nurse with the ice cubes. ♪ [ singing ] >> anthony: whats your -- uh, whats your feeling on msg? >> eric: i dont mind msg. >> anthony: yeah, i think its good stuff. >> eric: i do not react to it. >> anthony: right. no, no. me too. nobody does. its a -- its a lie, man. >> er...

Look deep. deep into the murky depths of that most glorious and iconic of sichuan dishes. it burns. it burns you down to your soul. >> all: cheers. >> anthony: local friend xiao bin and musician friend seven. wu jiao ling and gao shin. all enjoy a good hot pot. almost everybody around here does. eric, however, seems apprehensive. >> anthony: so, this is erics first time for sichuan hot pot. >> gao: really? >> anthony: i think youre really going to enjoy this. >> eric: yeah. >> anthony: so this i...

Rip off the jaw and split the skull, the tasty, chiclet-sized brain. >> eric: hm. its a lot of meat. >> anthony: just suck that brain right out. >> eric: im not a fan of brains, but im gonna try. >> anthony: you havent had these brains. rabbit brains are different. theyre not, like, custardy, creamy. theyre, kind of, like, little, theyre like uni. ♪ here comes peter cottontail hoppin down the bunny trail ♪ right into my mouth. >> eric: how did you crack that? >> anthony: you just get that so...

The evenings just beginning. >> xiao: everything you just had was appetizer. >> anthony: its all good, though. its all good. >> eric: hes the devil. look at him. >> seven: lets drink baijiu. >> anthony: all right, eric. yeah. youre getting into the spirit of things. >> eric: do you know he took me, he took me on this trip to make me suffer. >> seven: yeah. >> eric: to kill me slowly or fast. >> seven: thats what friend does to another friend. you know? thats what good friends do. >> anthony: yes...