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Rip off the jaw and split the skull, the tasty, chiclet-sized brain. >> eric: hm. its a lot of meat. >> anthony: just suck that brain right out. >> eric: im not a fan of brains, but im gonna try. >> anthony: you havent had these brains. rabbit brains are different. theyre not, like, custardy, creamy. theyre, kind of, like, little, theyre like uni. ♪ here comes peter cottontail hoppin down the bunny trail ♪ right into my mouth. >> eric: how did you crack that? >> anthony: you just get that so...

Look deep. deep into the murky depths of that most glorious and iconic of sichuan dishes. it burns. it burns you down to your soul. >> all: cheers. >> anthony: local friend xiao bin and musician friend seven. wu jiao ling and gao shin. all enjoy a good hot pot. almost everybody around here does. eric, however, seems apprehensive. >> anthony: so, this is erics first time for sichuan hot pot. >> gao: really? >> anthony: i think youre really going to enjoy this. >> eric: yeah. >> anthony: so this i...

Immigrants came to peru in great numbers in the 19th and 20th centuries as contract laborers and farmers. and their influence is felt here, particularly in the food, to a greater degree than anywhere else on the continent. its that influence, and the ingredients of amazonia and the andes, that really distinguishes the food here as something special. whoa, what is this, a tofu? >> eric: uh, no, queso fresco, no? >> anthony: this is a very kooky combination. i mean, is that pineapple? whered that ...

>> xiao: everything you just had was appetizer. >> anthony: its all good, though. its all good. >> eric: hes the devil. look at him. >> seven: lets drink baijiu. >> anthony: all right, eric. yeah. youre getting into the spirit of things. >> eric: do you know he took me, he took me on this trip to make me suffer. >> seven: yeah. >> eric: to kill me slowly or fast. >> seven: thats what friend does to another friend. you know? thats what good friends do. >> anthony: yes. >> seven: in drinking cultu...

>> eric: they probably had it in a closet somewhere or something. >> anthony: no, no, ill -- im betting this was right out on the table. come on in, have a cup of tea, sit down. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: ooh, theres some animal on animal action. thats pretty awesome. >> eric: uh, yeah, no, no, this is interesting. um. yeah. im happy we made it, uh, here, tony. that was, uh, an enlightened moment. ♪ >> anthony: something about steamy, triple-x, pre-columbian erotica always makes me hungry. lu...

Boning section. actually, the erotic pottery section. slipping her the tongue. >> eric: amazing. >> anthony: which sounds about as much fun as an all-nude renaissance fair, but is actually pretty cool. [ man in museum laughs ] >> anthony: nothing new under the sun that these pre-columbian horn dogs didnt think of first. ooh, thats disturbing. a man and a chicken, hm. >> eric: im not sure i understand this one, tony. >> anthony: i think we frown on that these days. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: oh,...

Theyre, kind of, like, little, theyre like uni. ♪ here comes peter cottontail hoppin down the bunny trail ♪ right into my mouth. >> eric: how did you crack that? >> anthony: you just get that soft spot, you just crack that thumb in, and pry it apart. yeah. aw, geez. yeah. or you just pound it on the curb. so you, you basically crack it. oh! youre whittling out the brain with its own jaw bone. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: theres a certain country justice to that. i wish id known about these th...

The river running a little high. its these smaller boats or nothing. were dealing with complex transportation issues. the best thing to do is, uh, hole up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out. >> eric: yeah, so lets go in the boat. >> anthony: to my crew, i say good luck. were headed for what looks like a bar on the other side. i would like to do to punta cerveza, por favor. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: and let me tell ya, its quite a ride. >> eric: ill go the last. >> chris: yeah...

Only by the flow of water. but today, the river is too high and the current too fast. the river running a little high. its these smaller boats or nothing. were dealing with complex transportation issues. the best thing to do is, uh, hole up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out. >> eric: yeah, so lets go in the boat. >> anthony: to my crew, i say good luck. were headed for what looks like a bar on the other side. i would like to do to punta cerveza, por favor. [ eric laughs ] >> a...

>> eric: they are zombies. >> anthony: oh, getting a zombie old-fashioned. >> eric yes, tony. i really appreciate your knowledge. >> anthony: i wonder whether this was decorative or whether thas early porn. >> eric: they probably had it in a closet somewhere or something. >> anthony: no, no, ill -- im betting this was right out on the table. come on in, have a cup of tea, sit down. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: ooh, theres some animal on animal action. thats pretty awesome. >> eric: uh, yeah, no, ...