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Look at him. >> seven: lets drink baijiu. >> anthony: all right, eric. yeah. youre getting into the spirit of things. >> eric: do you know he took me, he took me on this trip to make me suffer. >> seven: yeah. >> eric: to kill me slowly or fast. >> seven: thats what friend does to another friend. you know? thats what good friends do. >> anthony: yes. >> seven: in drinking culture of china we enjoy torturing your friends. [ eric laughs ] >> xiao: well, lets drink to friendship. >> seven: yeah. >>...

Its these smaller boats or nothing. were dealing with complex transportation issues. the best thing to do is, uh, hole up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out. =j9 the boat. >> anthony: to my crew, i say good luck. were headed for what looks lik a bar on the other side. i would like to do to punta cerveza, por favor. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: and let me tell ya, its quite a ride. >> eric: ill go the last. >> chris: yeah. >> eric: hey, water inside the boat, look, look, look. t...

Horn dogs didnt think of first. ooh, thats disturbing. a man and a chicken, hm. >> eric: im not sure i understand this one, tony. >> anthony: i think we frown on that these days. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: oh, wow, they -- theyre doing it under a blanket. this must be after the spanish arrived to teach them shame. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: ooh, skeletons with boners. >> eric: they are zombies. >> anthony: oh, getting a zombie old-fashioned. >> eric yes, tony. i really appreciate your knowledg...

Immigrants came to peru in great numbers in the 19th and 20th centuries as contract laborers and farmers. and their influence is felt here, particularly in the food, to a greater degree than anywhere else on the continent. its that influence, and the ingredients of amazonia and the andes, that really distinguishes the food here as something whoa, what is this, a tofu? >> eric: uh, no, queso fresco, no? >> anthony: this is a very kooky combination. i mean, is that pineapple? whered that come from...

[ javier speaking spanish ] >> anthony: chinese and japanese immigrants came to peru in great numbers in the 19th and 20th centuries as contract laborers and farmers. and their influence is felt here, particularly in the food, to a greater degree than anywhere else on the continent. its that influence, and the ingredients of amazonia and the andes, that really distinguishes the food here as something special. whoa, what is this, a tofu? >> eric: uh, no, queso fresco, no? >> anthony: this is a ve...

The river running a little high. its these smaller boats or nothing. were dealing with complex transportation issues. the best thing to do is, uh, hole up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out. >> eric: yeah, so lets go in the boat. >> anthony: to my crew, i say good luck. were headed for what looks like a bar on the other side. i would like to do to punta cerveza, por favor. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: and let me tell ya, its quite a ride. >> eric: ill go the last. >> chris: yeah...

>> anthony: oh, getting a zombie old-fashioned. >> eric yes, tony. i really appreciate your knowledge. >> anthony: i wonder whether this was decorative or whether this was early porn. >> eric: they probably had it in a closet somewhere or something. >> anthony: no, no, ill -- im betting this was right out on the table. come on in, have a cup of tea, sit down. [ eric laughs ] >> anthony: ooh, theres some animal on animal action. thats pretty awesome. >> eric: uh, yeah, no, no, this is interesting...

The erotic gallery. oh. there you go. thats a conversation starter. i take eric to the pre-columbian boning section. actually, the erotic pottery section. slipping her the tongue. >> eric: amazing. >> anthony: which sounds about as much fun as an all-nude renaissance fair, but is actually pretty cool. [ man in museum laughs ] >> anthony: nothing new under the sun that these pre-columbian horn dogs didnt think of first. ooh, thats disturbing. a man and a chicken, hm. >> eric: im not sure i unde...

And the spicy chili peppers like -- or the even hotter "facing heaven chili" provide the "la," pure heat. so, if you imagine, like, isla, she wolf of the ss, tormenting you with nipple clamps as the la, the ma, provided by the pleasantly deranging peppercorns, would be like the naughty nurse with the ice cubes. ♪ [ singing ] >> anthony: whats your -- uh, whats your feeling on msg? >> eric: i dont mind msg. >> anthony: yeah, i think its good stuff. >> eric: i do not react to it. >> anthony: rig...

>> seven: lets drink baijiu. >> anthony: all right, eric. yeah. youre getting into the spirit of things. >> eric: do you know he took me, he took me on this trip to make me suffer. >> seven: yeah. >> eric: to kill me slowly or fast. >> seven: thats what friend does to another friend. you know? thats what good friends do. >> anthony: yes. >> seven: in drinking culture of china we enjoy torturing your friends. [ eric laughs ] >> xiao: well, lets drink to friendship. >> seven: yeah. >> anthony: to ...