Everything Greg News Today

gum. dont worry, the big guy is okay, the white house said the biden got sabotage, a sandbag at the air force academy graduation today but the presidents bigger problems to deal with like is nonexistent, campaign strategy. >> mr. president, how is your reelection campaign going. nothing the campaign trail yet. his artificial campaign rally. greg: but is also avoiding debate stage is breaking the heart of a guy, from boston screco after james midweek, yes, that is vendor break, went vir...

their writing reports. the studies show it and you can see it for yourselves, these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your general tools in a bowl of battery acid. dont knock it. so what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed or are they depressed because they are liberals? it is the old what came first, the responsibly raised chicken or the organic egg? the quick answer, they are not watching the program...

>> dana: former president donald trump in virginia after a strong debate last night. hello, everyone. im dana perino with my good friends judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr., jesse watters and greg gutfeld. its 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> i dont walk as easy as i used to. i dont speak as smoothly as i used to. i dont debate as well as i used too but i know what i do know, i know how to tell the truth. >> dana: president biden telling terrified democrats fr...

and we have brand-new images of president biden from just moments ago embracing his now-convicted son, hunter. the president blowing up his entire schedule, rushing back to delaware to be with him. hunter biden found guilty on all three counts in his gun trial. the verdict still sending shock waves through out the white house, with karine jean-pierre even canceling todays press briefing. that is something she rarely does. hunter is now facing up to 25 years in prison, but it is unlikel...

Because were still very much in the beloved and were still electing these progressive it mayors and the case of california, it is not going to be until you about somebody is more conservative and they cannot get control of the city and that is when you know it is going to far end nobody wants to get to that point. greg: james van der beek. jesse: he has to run for everything greg everything. greg: only the giant had a james van der beek could save us and they will be signing autographs at the wr...

And started botox® sooner. so, ask your doctor if botox® is right for you. learn how abbvie could help you save on botox®. >> greg: physical standards decline. can they still make arrests if they feel the fitness test? the nypd announce yet another luring of the fitness requirements for new recruits as they continue to struggle hiring more. it is one of the following from new york progressives making the job less appealing than a subway pole liquor. i did not know there were professional pole...

With the 24-hour news cycle. you only watch the news when you are angry. they have to her cherry-picking stories. then they are in bed with the ad companies. after applebees to for 20, we are sto stuffing quesadilla burs in your mouth. >> greg: i want to thank you for that. >> i want to sleep over at their house with no fee because you are getting rich off of applebees. >> greg: excellent appetizers, by the way. >> i love it. >> greg: kat, do you agree? could it be drugs? are you miming later? >...

Postal service cannot do [bleep], right, im sure all of the really affected people from the post office moved over to that, right? why cant the police go like, okay, theres a private force and i could just move from the police to get better pay and go to this private force. they will give you steroids and baseball bats. >> private security. protection. >> that is why they all go. >> greg: can you shoot somebody? >> yeah. with steroids. [laughter] >> greg: im asking you as an expert. can these pr...

Are going to die. get the [bleep] out of here. it is what they do because they have to. it is attention. they need that attention. they live in the first world. they dont have real problems. they are not like, my light bill is going to cut off, can i plug in my extension cord? that is a real problem. they dont have real problems. i dont know i dont know. i realized today that i was more caucasian and theres a good chance my great great grandfather owned slaves. get out of my house! that is not a...

Greg Gutfeld examines the news of the day through a satiric lens fused with pop culture.