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-- once it becomes political or someone is able to use it to the pool, you will 1000% say it. the good news is people will stop putting so much faith into videos, clips of videos, seeing the last three seconds of something and all of a sudden that explains the whole story. so people actually have to start looking at things because the longer the video, the harder it is to manipulate. so now you will -- and when people have to watch something, they will have to see it in its entirety. a lot of th...

The plaintiff alleges that employees described womens using sexualized descriptions. how else do you describe sexy pictures? it sounds like someone is upset she is not hot enough to be a cheerleader. >> a sexist would say. >> greg: tyreese, they call this a database. >> the nfl, everything the film, they dont delete anything. everything is marked and lab labeled, so there is a section for sensitive stuff that will not be used if an intern wants to run something to get ticket sales and he puts a ...

I kept sewing the pants into the machine. like, im so glad they did not make me pay for all of the machines i destroy. but this is like 14 minutes, a mile and a half? >> greg: yeah. >> i want to know what happened where so many people were like, i cant do that? that is not like -- that is not like a feat. that is you are going to be okay. you can live longer than five years probably. that is not difficult to do. >> greg: yeah, this is sad. chris, it is kind of depressing because we have made it ...

The saddest [bleep] from my life that i could drag up and cry so that he will like me? >> greg: what you are talking about is the same thing. it is incentivizing a behavior practice and hot women dont need trauma. they are hot. >> smoking hot? >> greg: yes. >> im agreeing with you. i dont know what it means either. i just yell it because i love hot women and guys and guys. >> greg: exactly. you dont even see gender as eating. >> i dont. im a "theyby." >> greg: tyrus, what is your take? >> it is ...

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Except you dont have to read them. you put stuff on them. make people think you are smart. imaginate went with these pictures, how great that would be. >> im not a coffee table book expert. im not a football expert. im not an expert in butts. i was really confused reading this that they said, you know, we have them so that nobody will ever see them. >> greg: yes. >> how does that hold up in a court of law? your honor, i had the crack in the box so i wouldnt smoke the crack. like, i just boiled i...

>> greg: yeah. i think the segment completely confused everybody. coming up, will criminals smiles because cops cant run a mile? [cheers and applause] m health, and rehardens enamel. im a big advocate of recommending things that i know work.

Hub. is it really these days? >> you dont even go out anymore. you just play with that freaking dog every day. you want to have dinner tonight? you want to have some drinks? no, i have a little puppy. >> greg: that is why it is great to have a dog, so you can get out of dinners with people. he thinks i have a dog. i just downloaded those pictures. you have any suggestions? >> yes, moved to florida. >> greg: that does not help. >> no, there is nothing that can be done. >> greg: tyrus, how do we g...

Jackass. all right. >> i cant believe the dog is vague. >> greg: up next, would you buy a four wheeler from a virtual dealer? chas mccormick coffee shop, at the park, or on the moon. just kidding. its another coffee shop. (vo) if youve had thyroid eye disease for years and your eyes feel like theyre getting kicked in the backside, its not too late for another treatment option. to learn more visit treatted.com. thats treatt-e-d.com.

Just this week a deepfake depicted liz worden saying publicans should not be allowed to vote. the real was warn would have had feathers and beads. still people will for it. there are other examples. >> i am not morgan freeman. what you see is not real. >> it can look like anyone is saying anything at any point in time. >> you mentioned one man with total control of billions of people. stolen data. >> listen up, tiktok fans, if you like what youre saying, wait until what is coming next. [laughs] ...