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As emotional eating and then i was like thats not the healthiest! this was when i first got pretty famous after pitch perfect and i was like look at me, im, you know, rocking a black leather bodysuit, custom—made. i love that person, like year, she was struggling with emotional eating but its, like, i love that girl and i love that she was just out there, living her best life, playing this character called fat amy and getting up there and crushing it. ~ . ., .,. getting up there and crushing i...

Kevin? >> i say we drop a nuke on them and then theyll appreciate the fat jokes we use to tell. "hey, we miss those fat jokes, we gave you something to cry about." like my dad used to say, ill give you something to cry about. >> tom: anything we do, it would seem mild by comparison. >> more benign. >> tom: coming up, our commercials more honest than the media? will debate after these very trustworthy commercials. and my first book, "mean dads for a better america" is available for preorder. go t...