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Counter at wendys. When they could find no crime, they steal the plot of minority report. Lets stop trauma from doing stuff he hasnt done yet. Because the stuff they had on him was garbage. The dossier, i wonder if kelly knows what it means . Its a good time to remind everybody dossier is a french term for a load of crab. [laughter] gotta love her. Still the media gobbled up this dream based on drunken gossip. A fantasy designed yet michael more horny. Remember boudin hired hogan to defile a bed...

Counter at wendys. When they could find no crime, they steal the plot of minority report. Lets stop trauma from doing stuff he hasnt done yet. Because the stuff they had on him was garbage. The dossier, i wonder if kelly knows what it means . Its a good time to remind everybody dossier is a french term for a load of crab. [laughter] gotta love her. Still the media gobbled up this dream based on drunken gossip. A fantasy designed yet michael more horny. Remember boudin hired hogan to defile a bed...

Children to have that on. i think this is the one sweater that i would prefer you have an 18-year-old or above wearing. this sweater is literally right up there with someone giving you a pile of dung in your santa gift. >> like we said in the podcast. greg: but the fact is how do you expect santa to liver all those gifts in one night? [laughter] >> you are wrong greg. everyone is saying this joke because santa needs to do cocaine because is on his sleigh ride delivering, put that photo back up t...

Also wear the mask. save me from this weird person. >> you actually need to save you because thats 100% accurate story. greg: i dont believe it. do know what the story reminds me of? you know the story on twitter the celebrity talks about how precocious their child is? zero little billy said mommy why do we have, why is evil donald trump and in my son is only six mentals and said that? do you believe that? i dont believe this. >> are you sure because i am wearing a fitbit greg, and i would know....

Carta. [inaudible] s. greg: i was told it was going to be. [inaudible] >> i just wanted to see associate myself. >> the man once what he wants. greg: thank you carly for defending me. >> summit to get my pizza. greg: currently hiding the dems have can instructed themselves in all this. >> the next question is house going to affect his reelection. the next answer is i dont think it will affect them at all fear. we were at this place where promises major thing, and its not going to happen. and now...

[applause] [cheering] greg: we need to hear that again. >> im the only politician in history that have actually kept more promises that i made. [cheering] greg: weight that makes absolutely no sense [bleep] but its brilliant. but its a brilliant. how does he make that true? how is that possible? so the more critics attack in the way they prove him right. politics is downstream from culture. so this massive a rational reaction to trump isnt political at all, but cultural. for once the media acade...

Surprised at us? >> what do i think? greg: no i dont know what you think. >> i think that adam sandler wouldve been way better than leonardo dicaprio and titanic. [applause] thats what i was thinking about this week. and every week. greg: thats a lot of energy. >> i had a hard time, but i could watch all that. yesterday i know i shouldnt say this, i work at fox news, but i did change the channel in my office to watch cspan2 where they were doing a vote on the nomination for fish and wildlife dir...

Coffee table. >> he he has a drug addiction, he is home alone. eight you know what else is not only is it dangerous and sad, doesnt sound very fun. who wants. [inaudible] >> it is also evil because his little hands are long enough to get the coke. he is up here he can get to. greg: you dont see the gingerbread man passed out on the floor. and santa is eating his arm. i think santa would eat the gingerbread man. you know what this is a lesson about? this is where irony fails to understand the wor...

Method bender in a walmart parking lot, the dude is wearing a tweety bird and its dirty. grimy. they look like the superhero people at times square that walk around and kind of assault people. its okay for children, but adults need to stop wearing cartoon characters. greg: yes, i think you agree with me on kids to wear the coax water? right? >> you know i like you. [laughter] but im going to tell you is apparent that i strongly disagree. [laughter] with my kids running into christmas morning wit...

Then i landed on a barack obama. [laughter] greg: well be right back.