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Greg: your fitbit is a think a bit. you know that wearable computing band that designed it track physical activity. get rid of it. nfl network reporter jane slater shared the story on twitter so obviously the real. in ex-boyfriend got me a fitbit for christmas, i loved it. we synced up, motivate each other, didnt hated until he was unaccounted for 4:00 a.m. and his physical activity will levels were spiking. now if fitbit were smart they would make an ad campaign out of that fitbit keeps track o...

[laughter] and i was like, and he was like yeah heather think shes my girlfriend and shes really crazy, so i dont want to tell her, so i just take pictures with her and let her pose them, and let her think shes my girlfriend. >> like i really turn a lot in the mornings and have a lot of nightmares in the morning. >> so there was a happy ending theyre not together anymore. >> i believe with carla this is such a "big brother" tech story. but that doesnt bother me personally because my life is trul...

[laughter] greg: if your heart rate was a hundred and 70. i think hes dead. s kat is a story real? >> she sort of suggested that the guy admitted it, and thats why ive questions. because all the cheater cheaters ive had experience with have never admitted it. the guy would be like oh babe i was just thinking about how much i love you and it was like so overwhelming that i had to get up and do some jumping jacks to calm down at four in the morning. i will be like when ive got guys cheating, they ...

The worst day to drop impeachment. he is usually going to use that in his introduction. like the reigning and offending, two-term mph two article, president of the world. he is literally going to be. [laughter] [applause] and then the best part is we dont have to watch any of this, like kat, because mitch the spoiler mcconnell comes out and says no. [laughter] greg: but foxes still get a carrier which is gonna drive me crazy because ive decided to table of five and do nothing, which is kind of w...

That is considered cheating. really weird cultures. he could have been running at night, charlie from bed to bed. [laughter] >> you know technology runs everything. [laughter] it does. >> and on the cheaters side they dont forget. >> i mean we have these droids all around us, rounder risks and the phones. and theyre all spying on us. they are all selling, reporting back to somebody with where we are. its all bad. its all terrible. greg: why do i sleep in the park. >> i really dont want to know w...

Dont care. greg: what he think charlie would you make out of this crab. >> yes you can, youve said far worse already tonight. [laughter] so you know the serious side of this though is when you look at you look at our democrat voters who dont like donald trump. in some of them a very good reasons for not liking him, they may not like his style or whatever. and you look at what the leaders in the democratic party have done to them in terms of lying to them. from day one about how we are going to g...

>> laughters. [laughter] greg: so 17 errors are made in the pfizer process but they were told there were no buyers. but if the errors all in one direction how is that unintentional? maybe i mean i didnt mean to rub that bank but 17 errors along the way like slipping and falling into that ski mask with my hand accidentally landing on that don and stumbling blindly the savings and loan and by chance scribbling give me the money or youre gonna die or [bleep], were the odds of me making all of the m...

>> excuse me i would like some hot milk. >> what the heck is wrong with you. >> at burns but i like it. [laughter] greg: lets welcome tonights guests. hes so sharp right uses head to open my fan mail. charlie hurts so good. [applause] she is so bright her brain actually glows in the dark, fox news headlines 24-7 reporter carly, shes fearless and clear was but never, house of kat nation is kat. he still doesnt know what a latter is our massive sidekick.

>> no thats not. >> i later watch the janitor cleanup and all of that he was doing a great job out there. love that elbow grease. in if that is the kind of television that this is, i feel like its my job, im supposed be watching it and i did watch as much as i could. if it werent my job i wouldve watched none of it. greg: you know its funny the only good part is when they caught the reporters taking pictures of the paperwork on the desk. this is the finger motion you make when youre taking a pic...

Method bender in a walmart parking lot, the dude is wearing a tweety bird and its dirty. grimy. they look like the superhero people at times square that walk around and kind of assault people. its okay for children, but adults need to stop wearing cartoon characters. greg: yes, i think you agree with me on kids to wear the coax water? right? >> you know i like you. [laughter] but im going to tell you is apparent that i strongly disagree. [laughter] with my kids running into christmas morning wit...