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Children to have that on. i think this is the one sweater that i would prefer you have an 18-year-old or above wearing. this sweater is literally right up there with someone giving you a pile of dung in your santa gift. >> like we said in the podcast. greg: but the fact is how do you expect santa to liver all those gifts in one night? [laughter] >> you are wrong greg. everyone is saying this joke because santa needs to do cocaine because is on his sleigh ride delivering, put that photo back up t...

They were true visionaries because now this is a multi- million-dollar trend and i think some of you in the audience have beautiful christmas waters. they are like the picasso of our time. greg: its funny like that, because like my mom made like 20 christmas waters because we called them coke sweaters because how do you make 20 sweaters over the period of a week, sanka isnt going to do. a little reference to instinct coffee that everybody home will get, charlie. >> you know i dont have a problem...

And shes nuts. [laughter] greg: youre talking about what i call the culture pitchfork. media academia entertainment. and its now being exasperated by immediate. so its not like things are bothering you, but the pitchfork is coming at you and telling you how awful crab is. its not politics, its a viral pitchfork. >> on cnbc earlier they were comparing trump to the devil. im not making that up. and the guys like yeah, and theyre like what? greg: they are similarly colored. tires last words you. >>...

Save me from this weird person. >> you actually need to save you because thats 100% accurate story. greg: i dont believe it. do know what the story reminds me of? you know the story on twitter the celebrity talks about how precocious their child is? zero little billy said mommy why do we have, why is evil donald trump and in my son is only six mentals and said that? do you believe that? i dont believe this. >> are you sure because i am wearing a fitbit greg, and i would know. [laughter] greg: yo...

To run for one term if you then you get trump running again. >> in all fairness, trump deserves another first-term. the way i see it is when he gets reelected. [applause] thats the beginning of his first term. and then obviously he will get his second term after that. greg: yes thats true. >> but then democrats would say they would consider impeaching him yet again. >> so that would make his ratings go higher and higher. >> i literally would like to be impeached. i would like for articles please...

Greg: your fitbit is a think a bit. you know that wearable computing band that designed it track physical activity. get rid of it. nfl network reporter jane slater shared the story on twitter so obviously the real. in ex-boyfriend got me a fitbit for christmas, i loved it. we synced up, motivate each other, didnt hated until he was unaccounted for 4:00 a.m. and his physical activity will levels were spiking. now if fitbit were smart they would make an ad campaign out of that fitbit keeps track o...

Out because i am literally being the worst day to drop impeachment. he is usually going to use that in his introduction. like the reigning and offending, two-term mph two article, president of the world. he is literally going to be. [laughter] [applause] and then the best part is we dont have to watch any of this, like kat, because mitch the spoiler mcconnell comes out and says no. [laughter] greg: but foxes still get a carrier which is gonna drive me crazy because ive decided to table of five a...

[laughter] greg: if your heart rate was a hundred and 70. i think hes dead. s kat is a story real? >> she sort of suggested that the guy admitted it, and thats why ive questions. because all the cheater cheaters ive had experience with have never admitted it. the guy would be like oh babe i was just thinking about how much i love you and it was like so overwhelming that i had to get up and do some jumping jacks to calm down at four in the morning. i will be like when ive got guys cheating, they ...

Around the funny and wears a backpack. but hes always wearing like a great suit, he looks like as places to go, but every single time i envision its a snack pack in there. [laughter] its like the most juvenile look for professional serious man to have. greg: he looks like the nerdiest high school student. s. >> hes walking around the backpack and im like dude you are 70 years old. [laughter] greg: maybe hes carrying certain medical supplies. [laughter] >> but thats a quiz though about how people...

>> laughters. [laughter] greg: so 17 errors are made in the pfizer process but they were told there were no buyers. but if the errors all in one direction how is that unintentional? maybe i mean i didnt mean to rub that bank but 17 errors along the way like slipping and falling into that ski mask with my hand accidentally landing on that don and stumbling blindly the savings and loan and by chance scribbling give me the money or youre gonna die or [bleep], were the odds of me making all of the m...