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Thehypocrisy. and the white people that said we need more people of color in these positions but they stay in their positions. im not sure its because chris cuomo, for example, is just doing unparalleled work for the black community. that is so important. nobody else could ever importantly do it. i think where a lot of this comes from is because i dont if they think about it that far. they know that they need to say it so they can actually stay in that position and not be cancelled. how easy is ...

>> im moderately hinged. >> greg: that is really important. i learned a lot. up next, are healthcare

I needed to verify this for myself so i had my assistant sneak in a hidden camera seeing woke doctors treating a patient. >> im sorry to say this. weve run some tests and its terminal. >> anything i can do, doctor? >> youre white, so no. youre going to die. >> thanks, guys. see you later. no thats better than anything you get from "60 minutes." all right, joe. does this terrify you? >> that was a tough way to find out i was white. >> greg: you found out you were going to die and white at the sam...

>> people ask me if i believe in the concept of privilege. you bet i do. was i born with a set of advantages? yes, i was. do i owe everything to those advantages? i do. my privilege? being born in the u.s.a. ♪♪ >> greg: hes whiter than eating marshmallows at brooks brothers. so now the losers in the media are trying to convince us to eat insects to save the planet. we have to pay extra for the fly in the soup. cnn forced an anchor to force down an cicada on tv. it was her best work. im talki...

Leftists. can you blame them? yes, you can. >> shes got more grape juices that a house in malibu. sonny johnson. he thinks mayonnaise is too spicy. host of the quiz show on fox nation. hes as uncomfortable as a middle seat in coach between a couple arguing about snacks. its joe. and she poisoned all of your drinks. fox news contributor kat timpf. sunny is college worth it? >> i didnt go. i dont know. >> greg: you didnt go? >> i got sick my high school year. i spent a entire year trying to

So we should be doing everything we can. >> biden released a plan for climate change trying to combat the crisis. would you support a plan like that? >> yes. >> i would follow it if it did things correctly. >> yes, i think -- >> he mentioned that in his speech to the congress, correct? >> yes. such a big issue right now. >> yeah, i would support any plan to help it. >> greg: yes. how thoughtful? our future is in safe hands. if only they could pronounce the first t in important. are ts bad for th...

The scent of the robot. when the robot invasion starts, you wont be prepare. >> its true. i probably would have done something on robots tonight. if it wasnt for the space alien. >> this is my husband kind of thing. i would think that once they come out and they like -- we think we have aliens. its like oh, lets find out about the aliens. no, lets watch the aliens on the history channel. theyre giving you actual footage of things you dont know what it is. but in the 13th century, that disc might...

Why bring us? we didnt do it. this is white people arguing and bullying other white people. keep it that way. i learned a lesson this week that should put everybody to ease. get over it. doesnt matter you can go through this for 100 years and wouldnt do a single thing to your community. you can withstand this, continually over and over. every single sector of your life. it is not going to have one single effect on your community 100 years from now. so get over it. thats what im told every time i...

But this fear is so paralyzing of not wanting to be called racist. a lot of people agree its wrong. the vast majority of people agree its wrong. you can see how easily how people can be cancelled. they dont want to be cancelled. they want to keep doctoring it up. so they feel like they have no choice. >> greg: tom, youre an angry white male. so you might have a thought on this. theres over 250,000 people die from medical errors every year. what if they werent errors, tom? what if they werent? >>...

>> for the rest of your life? >> probably not. i travel a lot. it would be difficult. where would i go? get around? >> i dont like eating cold dinner three times a week to decrease -- >> what about the other one? >> maybe not. >> i can vow to do the first one. but i dont know about the second because it would be difficult finding meals that dont require cooking. >> greg: wait. he says it would be difficult to find edible uncooked food? apparently hes never heard of an apple. thats what is keepin...