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And seeing how these people act, maybe you would stop thinking that theyre going to do something that helps the country. if you saw them when they know that, you know, nobody is looking or they got some privacy, you would not be turning over the legislation of your country to these people. >> greg: yeah, we think theyre people, joe. what do you make of it? >> depend on how much you drink. find that sweet speed that youre more confident to debate but not to where i randomly start crying. >> greg:...

No! space heaters need space. the curtains c♪♪ld catch fire. ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ >> greg: what did obama know about ufos? a new government report is keeping the unidentified in unidentified flying objects. u.s. officials say they found no evidence that the weird things that fighter pilots have been seeing are alien space craft. they say they cant rule it out either. way to take a stand.

To turn us into a health state, what they did is want to shut down the economy. in the bargain, they also want to control our individual health. so theyre using the same techniques. im right there on base. >> greg: what is interesting, im going to edit that all out and replace it with little poodles. you like poodles. >> i love poodles. [laughter] i like to pet poodles and eating marshmallows in brooks brothers. >> greg: is your poodle with a white coat? >> yes. >> greg: are you terrified of the...

Recuperate. by the time it was over, i was in the street. >> greg: and you didnt miss it. >> not a bit. when i had my daughter, i decided to learn something so you can teach this little one that goes to talking about this. you blame the school for it. the school didnt do it. they started with us with captain planet. like back then, if you wanted to be one of the cool ones, you wanted to be a planeteer. they started us very young being petrified that the world would disappear if we department do ...

>> greg: its so true. so true. instead, what -- theyre pushing these people in the woke lane, not the capitalist lane. sooner or later, they have to realize, to your point, the person that created captain planet created cnn. ted turner. right? >> i didnt know that. >> greg: a lot of things you dont know. >> purposely for indoctrination. we think theyre trying to entertain. theyre not trying to entertain. theyre purposely indoctrinating and doing it for decades. >> greg: tom, as a racist, you mig...

Not giving up travel. i travel a lot. you cant argue with that. the environmental movement share add lot with what happened this year with the hysteria over the environment and the hysteria over covid. the same people used the same tactics to scare people. >> greg: i think youre off base. >> im not off base. im so on base -- >> greg: you cant get me out. >> greg -- >> i guess oppressed when white people start yelling. calm down. >> shame on you for saying covid is real. i make a great point. of ...

Movie. his daughter didnt like him until she got human trafficked. >> greg: thats a good point. >> experts are good at one thing. so i dont listen to them. i rule my own life and they can deal with the petri dishes. >> greg: youre like a loan hero in the wilderness. completely [bleep] crazy. sunny, im an idiot. i thought this stuff was going to live in the aquarium of academia and wouldnt bleed out in the real world. but its main street if its in the hospitals. >> first, i defend black people. w...

You pretend. its more yall doing it to yourself, not us. >> greg: yes, yes. im a little -- im skeptical about the quotes. there were two on the nose. little bit too on the nose. but if its half right, its scary. half scary. like tom without a shirt. still to come, did all of

Need less acians in college. thats why its okay to say we can let certain groups get the vaccine later than others. its scary to think about. >> greg: it is. its a strange direction, kat. part of the driving force here is i think a fear of being called a racist. so that is actually bigger than fear itself. i think i came up with that. >> yes. you should make a meme. a meme page. >> greg: thats nice. >> yeah. you hear about this stuff and you find yourself thinking i hope im lucky enough to die i...

Exchange. >> and johnson had said yes to being john f. kennedys vice president because he thought he had power. he was convinced he would be to the democrats in the congress and expectable office in the west wing. lbj was not a happy guy. turned out okay for him. laura: what? have a great weekend. greg gutfeld takes it from here. what? greg gutfeld takes it from here. >> blood may be thicker than water but not thicker than kool-aid. >> greg: i dont think shes had kool-aid before. [applause] all ...