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Hello, i am allysia acuna along with shanda, nicole saphier and tom shillue. Welcome to the big weekend show. The big story tonight kamala harris system for her first interview since her debate with donald trump and she avoids specifics. What are specific things you have in mind for that? ill start with this i grew up in middleclass kid in the neighborhood of folks proud of their long. If theres one thing you wish americans knew about who kamala harris that you dont think they know yet, what wou...

Good morning. Good morning. It is saturday, september 14, welcome to cnn this morning weekend. Im Victor Blackwell and im Isabel Rosalas in for amara walker. Glad to be back here, maybe not the hours. I mean, he did used to it. I guess ill take your word for that. Good to have you, though. Thank you well, we have 52 days to go until the president ial election. And there were falsehoods on the trail here. She got the questions that i also heard she had something in the year little something the f...

All right. Stl right. And still, its never enough. Its friday, so you know what that means. Lets welcome tonighknow what g. Hes so white, he chalk, but hes tom shillue. Shes so southern. She was baptized raised with Mountain Dew cohost. The Bottom Line of us business. Go ladies would love to try his rocky mountain oysters. Chef and restaurateuran andrew grilldrew. And although no longer a cheerleader she still commutes by Cartwheel Cohost about never ever think about yo. Yeah. All right. So befo...

They are eating The Cats. Eateat The Cat. Nobody is in cats or dogs. Its a lie. Now there a Bomb Threat that schools back no no no the real threat is whats happening at our border was most frightening of all is that just about half the country is buying what hes selling. One person looked at the debate and decided they had seen enough. I will be cast my vote for Kamala Harris and tim walz. This is the most important Celebrity Endorsement Weve ever seen in a president ial campaign. If youre over ...

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There will be no third debate we have another debate refusing. A rematch, Donald Trump says he wont debate Kamala Harris again, what he would change his mind plus this the debate didnt really make that much of an impact for me. Im not sure, but Others A. Tight race, new polling shows the debate didnt do much for either candidate. So what can they do to move the needle . And this will not allow this department to be used as a political weapon a rare review, the Attorney General slamming efforts t...

Thank you so much for letting us into your homes. Were so grateful. The beat with Ari Melber starts right now. Thank you very much. Welcome to the beat. Im Ari Melber. Theres a lot happening right now. On our program Nobel Prize winning Economist Paul Krugman is here. He has a break down of why he said trump was lying at the debate but inflating the concepts of a plan he doesnt have. Also, Kamala Harris Campaigning in wilkes barre, pennsylvania. Well bring you her remarks. What a week shes had. ...

Will we reject the peddlers of Racism And Disinformation and hate and lies thats fueling and targeting innocent communities and innocent people, or will we hand the keys over to a group of people who would not wait a second to turn any community in America Into Another springfield, ohio, as long as it, in their minds, at least, advances their political agenda . So, heres the Back Story on all of this. A racist and bizarre Conspiracy Theory about haitian immigrants eating peoples dogs and cats wh...

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