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With his eyes on the rest of europe, starting with poland. Why didnt you tell the 800,000 Polish Americans right here in pennsylvania how quickly you would give up for the sake of favor and what you think is a friendship with what is known to be a dictator who would you for lunch. Seeing it a second time. Thank you for being with us as we digest it was a very lopsided debate as it turns out. We all knew the Stakes Tonight were almost unimaginably high. We knew it would be a debate like No Other ...

These two and possibly the only one. I think it will be interesting to see some of the parameters of the DebateS In the rules will actually affect what we see on stage. There were rules that i had a time like the Cnn Debate between Donald Trump orjoe biden. The candidates will be standing at lecterns, they wont be allowed notes, they will have a pen, piece of paper, a glass of waterfor the their water for the their microphones will be muted for that is important because there was a bit of haggli...

You wish come true he may not have done it all, but for james Earl Jones, hed done enough. Beth is okay. It is something that happens to All Of Us. James Earl Jones was 93 an extraordinary life. The news continues the source with Kaitlan Collins starts now, say tomorrow saying the Source Tonight, Vice President harris wheels down and philadelphia is Donald Trump is wrapping up his probe from maralago ahead of their first didnt perhaps only debate. Plus a Source Exclusive for you tonight, a maste...

Military in the mid 70s, it is my i mean, i dont have data to back it up, but i have a Gut Check that perhaps it was 70 conservative and the rest would be independent and liberal. And i will tell you that in my opinion is now probably 60 liberal and 40 conservative. Certain and the reason why i say this is our values and military are to treat others with dignity and respect. Trump does not treat people with dignity and respect. Anybody who opposes him, he calls them names, he degrades them inclu...

Im going to turn you over into the trusted hands of one mr. Wolf blitzer, who is in this Situation Room, which just is actually in Philadelphia Today it is Debate Night in america and we are now just a few hours away from what will be an historic President Ial Debate. And the first Facetoface Meeting between Vice President Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump. Good evening to all im Erin Burnett im Wolf Blitzer in philadelphia. Welcome to our viewers here in the united states. And aro...

Tony orlanDo. Hes hung lIke, wow. Sorry. Happy monDay, everyone. So as Kamala HarrIs prepares for tomorrows Debatmorrowse, R AIDe to HIllary ClInton Is playIng trump In Mockern Isys rehearsals. So If harrIs loses anD that guy goes mIssInges, know who to blae. Bum not sayIng she kIlls kIlls people, but Im not notno sayIng It. Now, The Debate Is planneD for 90 mInutes, whIch gIves Kamalas HusbanD whIch enough tIme to knock up three nannIes. MeanwhIle, DonalD Trump Is busy tryIng to make Kamala Fee...

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Grown on our farm, enjoyed at your table. welcome back to our Special Coverage, msnbc reports Debate Day live from philadelphia. It is a gorgeous day here. Hello, im chris jansing. As a democratic strategist put it, its like running a 5k after riding a tiltawhirl. Thats how hes describing Tonights Showdown between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. 90 minutes that could reshape the final 55 days of a race that has been stubbornly tight. Heres our first look at the stage inside the national constitu...

Trey good evening and thank you for joining us. Us im Trey Gowdy and it is Sunday Night in america. Labor day is gone and the Firste Debate is on the Horizon Andes Polling indicates the race between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump is close. Urno so which issues will drive turnout . Is this policy reverses Personality Or Debate more important for President Trump or Vice President harris . Candidates move to the center in a Generamalaarril Election but c Kamala Harris needs to move a lot to find th...

VIce presIdent Kamala HarrIs Is facIng questIons how to answer on several of her past far left posItIons. We have not seen her do a News Conference In the 50 days that she has been announced as the presIdent Ial candIdate on the left. And now her posItIons are wafflIng In the wInd. We dIdnt really know where they were to begIn wIth except for they were far left. Now someone just saId the quIet part out loud. The truth about Kamala HarrIs. Well get to It. Im HarrIs Faulkner and you are In the fau...