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Thank you very much for letting us into your homes during these extra ordinary times. Hi, nicole, do you have Plans Tomorrow . With you. Plans with america. I will see you then and rachel. Thank you. Welcome to the beat, with this being Debate Week we will show you how Kamala Harris looks on this important night. Striking a note there arriving in philadelphia. Her team has been talking up trumps tricks and his certain skills on the Debate Stage while tearing down his pension for lies and the bab...

And now the hbo original series real time with Bill Maher start the clock i, everybody. How are you doing . Hi thank you. People thank you. How are you everybody hi. Thank you. Hi all right. I know. Exciting time of year. Thank you very much. Youre very kind okay. Sit down. We got a big show. Theres a lot to talk about. Election is only two months away. And of course, happens every time. Its tied does it even matter who runs . Every year we do this its tied. It always comes down to a few thousan...

I melissa Murray Filling in for my friend ali velshi, who has the day off. In just a couple of days, Harris And Donald trump will finally meet Each Other in person for the first time. The two candidates have never even spoken to Each Other before. But on Tuesday Night they will go headtohead in a 90 Minute Debate in philadelphia. The debate will certainly highlight the campaigns, Contrasting Visions For The Future of america. And as you imagine, they are preparing for the upcoming meeting in ver...

Traveling with the trump campaign and this is cnn tonight. And now the hbo original series real time with bill maher start the clock i, everybody. How you doing? hi thank you. People thank you. How are you everybody hi. Thank you. Hi. All right i know exciting time of year. Thank you very much. Youre very kind. Okay. Sit down. We got a big show. Theres a lot to talk about. The election is only two months away. And, of course happens every time its tied does it even matter who runs? every year? w...

Welcome back to the weekend. The Harriswalz Campaign is ramping up its efforts to expose project 2025 ahead of next weeks debate. This week of action aims to connect the extreme plan of Donald Trumps file in his own image. And the campaign is entering this alone. It is relying on thousands of volunteers to pick up shifts, at the Campaign Host 2000 event in swing states. The goal . Worn more than 1 Million battleground voters of what a possible second Trump Term would look like. As Vice President...

Political already. I think i think her fans already get to cues. They read everything all right. Well, its 7 00 a. M. So unfortunately, we have to cut our Taylor Swift conversation short, thanks to our panel. Thanks to you for joining us. Im kasie hunt. Dont go anywhere Cnn News Central starts right now a massive Fundraising Haul for the Harris Campaign nearly triple what Team Trump raised last month. What that means for the Vice President s momentum just two months before Election Day minutes a...

Interference with us. Now, cnns kara scannell, cnn chief legal affairs correspondent, paula reid. Cnn Pol Director david chalian, cnn legal analyst Jennifer Rodgers Cnn senior political analyst. Ron brownstein a Full House yes cnn, folks. Thanks so much for all of you being with us, kara first to you, how to Judge Marshawn explain this decision to delay sentencing until november 26, Jennifer Shahade issued a four Page Decision here and he goes to great lengths to explain his reasoning behind it,...

Judge jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and she is too short to ride its a small world. Dana perino. The five. Donald Trump And Elon musk are about to make government great again. If thats possible. The former president outlining his economic plan during a speech in nyc, vowing to slash more regulations and push for a Government Efficiency Commission, or gec, and it is helmed by musk. The suggestion of Elon Musk, i will create a Government Efficiency Commission task with conducting a...

Scott Beggs Scott Beggs stop. And i would blush if i had any blood in my body. Happy thursday, everyone. So its been two days since cnn announced theyre bringing back brian stelter. Two days. And already Jake Tapper has had to bring back his refrigerator once again to buy. The doj has formally accused russia of election interference. I guess whats old is new. If your president has dementia. Liz cheney says shes voting for Kamala Harris. Well, then kamala has my vote, says one man. Thats benedict...

Backtoback hearings in the georgia School Shooting. A major topic in a matter of moments. The teenage Suspect Age 14 made his first Court Appearance 30 minutes ago. His father, which is was announced late Last Night also faces charges. He will appear in court in a matter of minutes. Good morning On A Friday morning. We begin with this now and im Bill Hemmer and dana good morning. Dana im Dana Perino and this is americas newsroom. Groundbreaking in georgia and take you through it. Prosecutors say...