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This elections turned the last few months and one of the most wild summers in memory. One guy gets shot, another drops out. Harris hops in her new vp honeymooned in china. I cant keep up. Now its a mad dash to election day. And with two months left, every move is monumental. The Trump Vance tickets gone heavy on Policy Versus Kamalas Copy And Paste campaign. We sat down with Trump And Vance getting an inside look at their day one agenda. Watch. Mr. President, senator, i dont know what we have to...

Everyone, im Judge Jeanine Pirro with harold Ford Jr. jesse watters, dana perino, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new York City and this is the five. Its the final Stir Sprint to november and it looks like kamala will be sticking to her hide from the Press Game Plan after granting only one softball interview, harris is cooking up a fresh plate to dodge the media. The old I Cant hear you headphones trick, the vp was spotted rocking a pair of white earbuds totally ignoring a bunch of reporters yeste...

Jesse: the selection has turned the last few months into one of the most wild summers of memory. One guy gets shot another drops out. Harris hopson, new vp honeymooned in china, i cant keep up. Now its a mad dash to election day and with two months left every move is monumental. The trumpvance tickets heavy on policy versus kamala. Getting an inside look at their day 1 agenda, watch. Mr. President, senator, i dont know what we have to talk about its been pretty boring. [laughter] why did you pic...

Welcome back, everyone. Im Alex Witt from new york. Mourning and angry. Thousands taking to the streets in israel demanding a Cease Fire Deal and gathering at the funeral for one of the six hostages killed by hamas in gaza. What President Biden just said about a potential Cease Fire Deal and prime Minister Netanyahus efforts to bring the hostages home. Plus, the President Today set to reprise his role as campaigner in chief, but this time for Vice President Cam Kamala Harris in pennsylvania. And...

Edition of Morning Joe. We hope you are enjoying your Labor Day weekend. Were on tape this morning bringing you some of our best discussion from the past two months, and we start today with our conversation the morning after Kamala Harris accepted her Partys Nomination for president on the Last Night of the dnc in chicago. Willie, you obviously are in chicago. Describe the scene if you will, because it is awfully hard you know, debates, ive heard one journalist after another say never try to jud...

[ applause ] greg thank you. Can Somebody Help that poor woman who fainted . Happy thursday everyone. This fall, Chris Christie will Teachers Class at el on how to run a political campaign. He will discuss everything hes ever done and then say dont do that. The class will only be open to ten students because thats the most that will fit in there with him. The class will be very inclusive considering he is fluent in over eight sandwiches. [ laughter ] and any student bringing an apple should be a...

Hello, i am Nicole Saphier along with licia, David Webb and joey jones. Welcome to the big Weekend Show. The story tonight, Joe Biden at the Beach And Kamala harris types mean tweets. Day 12 of vacation for the president as he sunbathed in front of the cameras in delawa delaware. His vp Kamala Harris taking time off the trail this Holiday Weekend seems to be airing out grievances about Donald Trump on x. This time shes doubling down on a push to get the debate will change. The Keyboard Complaini...

Hello, i am nicole saphier along with licia, david webb and joey jones. Welcome to the big weekend show. The story tonight, joe biden at the beach and kamala harris types mean tweets. Day 12 of vacation for the president as he sunbathed in front of the cameras in del delaware. His vp kamala harris taking time off the trail this holiday weekend seems to be airing out grievances about donald trump on x. This time shes doubling down on a push to get the debate will change. The keyboard complaining ...

Rachel: its the 8 a. M. Hour of fox & friends weekend starting with this. Donald trump rallying in pennsylvania taking on kamala harris fracking flipflops. Would not ban fracking as vice president i did not ban fracking as president i will not ban fracking. Theres no request im in favor of banning fracking. It is a fight for free speech. A brazilian judge bans x formally known as twitter in the country as founder of telegram is facing questions in france over alleged criminal activity on his pla...

Of americans hitting the roads and skies as the presidential nominees calf off a cap off a busy week. Former president trump barnstorming the battlegrounds as vice president harris prepares to hit the ground in michigan and pennsylvania on monday. Where do things stand in the seven swing statements? were on it. But first, to the great exodus as a record number of americans say goodbye to summer with one last getaway. Weve got rick like huth reichmuth on the travel rush and jeff flock on the road...