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Much great to see you. Thank you for thanks to all of our viewers for joining us tonight. Cnn News Night with Abby Phillip starts right now tonight. Breaking news. Kamala harris and Tim Walz Sit Down for their first Interview Right here on cnn its. A Highstakes Interview for the new ticket. Well discuss the biggest questions voters want to hear and on the verge of a deal the debate of the season two weeks from today, as Harris And Trump it closer to a faceoff. Plus if at first you dont succeed i...

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