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and today he took his gaffeshe on tour to my country. biden stopped by to visit king charles at windsor castle. and heres what happened. joe biden will look to the lost in me and my king is no spring chicken. he literally had to guide the president and show him where to gg o. it was pretty painful to watch. and it is a bottom line. would you trust someone like that to drive you down the interstated , say, 80 miles an hour? you wouldnt, would you? would you trust him to pick up your lau...

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hello im give jenkins with nicole saphier, mollie hemingway and charlie hurt, welcome to the big weekendwelc story, a big embarrassment for president biden, polling out gives former president new trump a double digit lead on pre top issues for voters that includes the economy and immigration. the polling bummer is not something that lunge in a swanky hot spot for h hunter biden birthday todayt could fix, 5 5% said trump is better on the economy, 33% said biden., an33d trumps lead expan...

maybe melting a bit now that achievement vermont is calling on the ice cream maker to make goods from july 4. in case you missed it, independence day our countrys most patriotic holy ben & jerrys tweeted this, the u.s. exists on stolen indigenous land and called the u.s. to give back the land, including mount rushmore. this morning "fox & friends" weekend, native american chief called out ben & jerrys hypocrisy. arguing the ice cream makers headquarters on land loosely owned by native ...

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♪ >> hello i am griff jenkins with nicole saphier, mollie hemingway and charlie hurt, welcome to "the big weekend show". the big story tonight, big embarrassment for president biden, new pulling out today gives former president trump a double-digit lead on top issues for voters including the economy and immigration. the polling is probably not something at a swanky los angeles hotspot for hunters birthday could fix when asked to is better on the economy 55% said trump, 33% said biden...

martha answered-- i am the beech tree. the beach is the mother of all trees. and the beech tree has a smooth skin, but its very hard and impenetrable. and because im the mother, then all the other trees are underneath me. it is the mother tree. and it is impenetrable. she has always believed that she can weather everything. martha started planning her comeback the moment she was arrested. [applause] today, in what was one of the more surreal news conferences weve seen in quite some tim...

you are so sweet. thank you. happy mondaymonday. and hello, kamala. so we heard a lot the wall whent trump was in office, but theres another wall whend t comes to the border issue, the one between reality and what the media will report.e and its a wall 50 times harder to breach the one trump was building. but finally, it looks like that wale thl crumbling like a wicker chair under ana navarro. weve all seen the video. ckingw >> a dozen migrants attacking two cops in times square. the v...

♪ >> hello i am griff jenkins with nicole saphier, mollie hemingway and charlie hurt, welcome to "the big weekend show". the big story tonight, big embarrassment for president biden, new pulling out today gives former president trump a double-digit lead on top issues for voters including the economy and i immigration. the polling is probably not something at a swanky los angeles hotspot for hunters birthday could fix when asked to is better on the economy 55% said trump, 33% said bid...

to speak to the manager. the liberal governor earning the nickname of california karen after snitching on a target employee. newsom was recalling a time when he personally witnessed a brazen theft in a store and overheard an employee blaming him for it. >> the woman says, oh, he is just walking out, he didnt pay for that. i said, why are you stopping them? she goes, oh, the governor. swear to god, true story appeared on my moms grave. the governor lowered the threshold. there is no acc...