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office. rachel is a little underthe weather. dont worry. we will be hearing from rachel in just a few minutes, and we have overall so much to get to tonight. were less than 24 hours from the polls closing here in new hampshire. were here in new hampshire, doing our show from nooufl. and the last remaining challenger to trump is trying to pull off would be a surprise win tomorrow in the race for the presidential nomination or at least to finish close enough to stay in the race which may...

news saturday night, c kaman hop in. ♪ ♪ ♪ welcome, welcome, welcome fox news saturday night with jimmy fallon and believe me i am just a shock to bed to a as you are. a lot of people lost money on that bet in vegas included mike executive producer but here we are. as always tonight shows a cable new keg party everyone is welcome from every political persuasion. in that spirit our pal tonight gives us a republican democrat hand up out with me tonight on the couch comedy kingpin m...

. happy birthday, everybody. calm down, calm down. calm down. i understand. all right. is the white house out of order? stoppinge texas from defending its border. as you may have noticed, the whitwhituse eterminee housed to let as many illegal aliens into the united states as possiblent with migrant mobsigrt as big as the crowds of gutfeld fans at eastern states th correctional right, right, right, right, right right. i could stop it. reg: all right. all right, all right. grandpa joe, ...

fortunately, that is okay. we have a lot of cash, we have great assets. >> governor desantis, i want to present to you this participation trophy. [laughter] now, im probably youre probably not going to win the election, right? but were proud of you for trying. >> as of this moment, we are going to spend suspends presidential campaign. >> we are not a racist country, brian. weve never been a racist country. coach, jerod mayo. [laughter] >> lessons that ive taken from bill. hard work wor...

for the first time yesterday and was like, what? its been a while since the supreme court treated the constitution as anything but a paper towel for when biden. america banned slavery. here is an interesting fact that folks at reuters just dug up, i love reuters. powerful people in the u.s., supreme court justices, governors and legislatures descended from slave owners, including republican mitch mcconnell. id say he took one on the chin, we all know that is not possible. [laughter] >>...

for the first time and he was like whoa! true, its been a while since the supreme court treated the constitution as anything but a paper powell for when biden spills his ensure and the reason for the change is also the reason for tonights monologue. its been over 150 years since america banned slavery but heres an interesting fact that folks at reuters just dug up. i love reuters. a lot of powerful people descended from slave owners. that includes republicans, mitch mcconnell. i would ...

hello again, welcome. its time to get together with some smart people to break down the big stories. today were asking following donald trumps ims pressive win in iowa and his lead in new hampshire, is the republican presidential race sench essentially over? plus a scathing report on the deadly uvalde school shooting leaves us wondering, can we keep our kids safe? and one of madonnas songs time goes by so slowly, and for her fans, thats so true. they are now suing her. our gang is ...

an international star for over 30 years now. i was really looking forward to meeting nicole in london, but even as superstars, travel plans can be ruined these days, so we talked virtually. nicole kidmanjoining us from los angeles, welcome to this cultural life. thank you. thank you for having me. you were born in hawaii and moved to sydney with your australian parents at the age of four. your father was a clinical psychologist and biochemist. was it a creative upbringing? yeah, absolu...

today were asking, following donald trumps impressive win in iowa, and his lead in new hampshire, is the republican presidential race essentially over? plus, a scathing justice department report on the deadly uvalde school shooting leaves us wondering, can we keep our kids safe? and one of madonnas song starts, time goes by so slowly. and for her fans, thats so true. theyre now suing her. our gang is here and ready to go. so sit back, relax, and lets talk about it. first, the state...

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