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>> laura: good evening, everyone. im back to iowa. i had fun but i did get back. "the ingraham angle" from washington tonight. biden meeting with the white house top congressional leaders. do you feel a sell-out coming over stalled talk on ukraine and our own border security. im looking forward to speaking with mike johnson he was at that meeting and coming over to the ingraham angle to give us details about what happened inside. first, take the load off fanny. thats the focus of tonig...

doctored out, you know, whatever that you, you know, step thing he does to south lawn and with an unusual mark on his now look really closely because apparently he just removed whats called a cpap machine moments earlier. >> he was just sleepy. well, you know, he needs to be friends with mark levin because you get a call at 7 a.m.. did you read this piece, adam schiff? and im like, no. anyway, according to reports, biden goes to bed early, wakes up. >> his few lucid hours are largely u...

nbc, which is like a news network but with chuck todd. kamala is the most unpopular vp in recorded history. think about that. she beat out al gore. some guy named biden and even dick cheyney and he shot a guy in the face. he had it coming, though. i think. i really dont know that story too well. anyway, so who says women cant beat men when given the chance. yes, ladies, you, too, can suck every bit as much as men. she truly is the bud light of veeps. roll the latest. >> im going to tel...

shocking images coming out of the midwest right now where detroit and chicago have some of the worst air quality in the world as smoke from canadian wildfires smothers cities. cars vanishing into white clouds in michigan as they move across this bridge. you can barely see them there. in chicago, the skyline today is almost completely blurred out. more big cities now in the path of the smoke. and in fact, right now president biden has just walked up to the podium in chicago to sell his ...

♪ ♪ ♪ welcome to the beach weekend. im ari melber. lets get right into the headlines. >> in the political world, is adjusting swiftly to the republican results out of iowa, which showed trump in the league. as we were covering that night with rachel. but half of that red electorate open to alternatives. the top two alternatives, which are two individuals separated by just under 3000 votes in iowa, are squaring off, there are high stakes in new hampshire. this is the more moderate...

best hope of stopping the trump nightmare. >> shes really relying on republicans for her vote support. you cant rely on non republicans to win a republican nomination. >> i would say its make-or-break, i just think shes gonna do really well. >> shes gonna have us on second place. >> donald trump on the attack as a former president and advantage. >> slamming the table and anger. >> the drug judge threatening to kick out the republican front runner for talking too loudly to his attorney....

♪ >> to begin "the big weekend show" with the fox news alert. governor ron desantis is out of the presidential race shaking up the political universe. former president trump and nikki haley are about to hold dueling rallies in new hampshire. we are two days out from the first in the nation primary as we began our live coverage from bedford new hampshire, hello i am kayleigh mcenany along with guy benson, molly line and charlie hurt. the big story, governor ron desantis suspended his ...

>> laura: good evening, im back from iowa, finally. i had fun. i did get back. the "the ingraham angle" from washington tonight. biden meeting at the white house with top congressional leaders over stalled talks on ukraine and our own border security. im looking forward to speaking with speaker mike johnson. he was at that meeting and is coming to "the ingraham angle" to give us details about what happened inside. first, take a load off fani, that is focus of tonights angle. how the mi...

together. >> our campaign is the last best hope of stopping the trump nightmare. >> shes really relying on on republicans for her vote support. you cant rely on non republicans to win a republican nomination. >> i would say its make-or-break, i just think shes gonna do really well. >> shes gonna have us on second place. >> donald trump on the attack as a former president and advantage. >> slamming the table and anger. >> the drug judge threatening to kick out the republican front runne...

so were at the end of a very busy week. no one is happier by the way than president joe biden. he now gets to spend more quality time resting and relaxing at his home in delaware. now, of course, it has not been a very busy week or month for that matter for joe biden. now, yesterday he completed just his fifth public event in the last 27 days. according to rnc research, it was a short trip to north carolina where he attempted to talk about high-speed internet. well, instead, joe got da...