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loud, and dangerous, but must be handled with care. like when the leader of the free world gets confused by the biggest story of the year. vladimir putin -- >> sorry mr. president, the war is in ukraine. some stories are like cherry bombs. theyre not as dangerous but if youre not paying attention they can sneak up on you like this fisherman and this gator. [inaudible conversations] oh -- >> and some are roman candles they fizzle out like this rhode island democrat who keyed a guys car ...

>> hello everyone, here with jesse watters, greg gutfeld, dana perino. this is "the five." dramatic showdown over border security. texas is telling the biden administration to come and take it. today is the deadline the white house gave to governor greg abbott on allowing federal acts access to shelby park and eagle pass to remove the razor wire. so far texas is refusing to let the feds in and has a coalition of red straight governors on its side. the whole thing could now be headed ba...

>> sandra: as the top of the 2:00 hour on the east coast, a live look at the white house where we are expecting karine jean-pierre will take questions after texas governor greg abbott accuses the president of dereliction of duty. it is a big day for the border. we are watching all of this happening. its happening live. hello, welcome everyone, sandra smith in new york. great to have you here today. >> gillian: good to be with you, gillian turner in for john roberts. a major battle over...

>> the open border is horrific. >> open southern border thats a disaster made worse. >> sandra: our exclusive fox news voter analysis confirming the crisis at the southern border was the top issue for republican primary voters in new hampshire but it may not be enough to sway president biden to address this historic migrant crossings before november. hello, and welcome everyone, im sandra smith in new york. incredibly telling stat last night. immigration top issue in new hampshire. >> ...

a primary edition of fox news at night. and breaking tonight, the former president now two for two, winning both iowa and anew hampshire, and no candidate has ever won both without also winning the nomination, and yet nikki haley says new hampshire is the start and not the finish, vowing to keep the campaign running, and to her credit, she beat expectations coming in about ten points of donald trump. were live in bedford, is newhalfshire on how the president reacted. >> we headed bac...

>> tonight, we want to get some important context of the supreme courts latest ruling this term. because while we can go through the immediate ramifications of those decisions. and its obviously important and necessary to do that. we also need to start looking to the future. in one sense to understand how ending our changing policies will affect the fabric of our society. but in another, to look at the unknown. and theres a lot we dont know because within the courts decision there is v...

>> when you win iowa and you win new hampshire, theyve never had a loss. we are not going to be the first, i can tell you. >> mike: for president trump tightens his grip on the republican nomination, a solid victory in new hampshires primary bolstering the likelihood of a rematch between president biden later this year. but mr. trumps g.o.p. rival making it clear she is far from throwing in the towel. >> at one point in this campaign there were 14 of us running. and we were at 2% in th...

kamala is most unpopular vp in recorded history. think about that, she beat out al gore, some guy named biden and even dick cheney and he shot a guy in the face. he had it coming, though, i think. i dont know the story too well. who said women cant beat men when given the chance. women can suck as good as men. she is bud light of vps. roll the latest. >> the banger of the summer you need to play for your people and they will love it. everybody will go crazy. >> okay. ♪ >> i like it. ...

back their debt? president biden tweeting moments ago this, unthinkable. this fight isnt over. ill have more to announce when i address the nation this afternoon. and on the final day of pride, the court backed a web designer opposed to same-sex marriage saying the business owner has a free speech right under the constitutions first amendment to refuse to endorse messages she disagrees with. lorie smith the graphic designer just celebrated her win in our last hour. >> this is a victo...

welcome to msnbcs special coverage of the new hampshire primary. were here in manchester, new hampshire, for what could be the defining contest of the 2024 republican primary. for republican voters, theres now just one alternative to an ex-president who incited an insurrection, faces 91 felony counts in 4 jurisdictions who says he want thes to be dictator for a day. i could really go on and on about trumps alarming statements, but we dont have all day for that. the one person left stan...