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I get to work here. And itjust makes me like show up more. You feel happy being in this space. I can see that. And im actually quite. When i cook, im quite manic about cleaning up as i go along, unlike my husband, who leaves a sort of minor nuclear disaster. Thats me iam. How can you cook like that . A total disaster. And then ijust Throw Everything in the sink and its a big pile of dishes. And then wejust. We work our way through it. By the way, you have so many cookbooks. I have a few. Out of ...

happy wednesday! so, last night new hampshire clarified a few things for us. first, that donald trump will probably be the nominee for 2024. true. thats as much a lock as president biden making up a new word. >> well teach donald trump a valuable lesson. dont mess with america unless you want to get the benefits. >> wait. what was that lesson exactly? dont give a microphone to someone with dementia? the second lesson that dana perino will never be welcome in new hampshire again. that w...

we. hello, everybody. its friday. all right. it wasnt loud enough for me, k but its friday, so you know what that means. lets welcome tonights guest. a he crashed morris in hisk mo briefsrr. but we love his beliefs. artist restoration guy for president trump and the man responsible for the bestd the ml sensation, doug. if shes here, it means her children are safe. but is it really bad? there is still cant decide bet between their hatfields or the mccoys. co-host the bottom line on fox ...

hes a tough man, strong man, very respected. i happen to think he is a good man. the press goes crazy when i say it. we cant have a weak president. we have a weak man who cheats like hell. they cheat at elections like nobody has ever cheated before. i saw shots you wouldnt believe. missile launch, and you hear a bell go. i see this. its so incredible. they calmly walk to a seat, ding, ding, ding, ding. they have 17 seconds to figure this whole thing out, right? okay, missile launch, bo...

have two big hours coming your way. first primary in the road to the white house now underway. polls are open in new hampshire where a potential curveball from supporters of president biden loom. its a bit of drama on that side and see how it shakes down. its tuesday morning and good morning, everybody. bill hemmer, how are you doing? >> dana: great, how are you? i love the band at 5:00 a.m. and my friend, johnny, who has his roof up above there. he is loving the band. he loves it so m...

the series in which leading artists and performers talk to me about their most significant cultural influences and experiences. im john wilson and my guest is oscar—winning actor nicole kidman who has been an international star for over 30 years now. i was really looking forward to meeting nicole in london, but even a superstar�*s travel plans can be ruined, so we talked virtually. nicole kidmanjoining us from los angeles, welcome to this cultural life. thank you, thank you for hav...

would be reversed, giving them another opportunity to blame republicanens. >> take a look. people think that the president of the uniteicans.d states, ther for debt forgiveness. s he does not. can he can postpone. he can p delayostpon. but he does not have that power. that would tha power -- t to bef congress. >> im prepared to write off the $10,000 debt, but not 50. mr. president, let me ask you, because i dont think i have the authority to do it >> tigning a two year. yeah. and while...

her to save her reputation for 2028, instead of risking political suicide in her home state of south carolina. >> you got to know when to hold them, when to fold them. its time for her to fold them. she has absolutely no chance. >> todd: plus, hillary clinton making greta gerwig, barbie oscar snubs about her and it has something to do with her 2016 election. >> carley: im shocked. and jim harbaugh heading back to the n.f.l. >> todd: you upset and nervous about that? >> carley: big topi...

loud and dangerous but must be handled with care like when the leader of the free world gets confused by the biggest story of the year. >> reporter: to what extent has vladimir putin been weakened by recent events? >> its hard to tell, but hes clearl-y losing the war in iraq. tom: sorry, mr. president, theer war isry in ukraine.t some stories are like cherry womans -- bombs, if youre not paying attention, they can snear up on you like this fisherman and this gator. [background sounds]>...

>> and welcome to hannity, and thank you for being with us. state new hampshire primary is now in the books. donald trump is now two for two, but nikki haley is vowing to move forward. and coming up tonight, the very latest fallout. the polls analysisfallou. >> and we look ahead to nevada and south carolina. rvie now, also tonight, were going to bring you a very special interview with vice pre president harris. apparently, the border czar has now dedicated more time and effort to corre...