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there is "the five." governor gavin newsom would like to speak to the manager, the liberal governor earning the nickname of california karen after snitching on a target employee recalling a time he witnessed a theft in the store and overheard an employee blaming him. >> the woman says hes walking out and didnt pay for that. i said why didnt you stop million? she goes oh, the governor lowered the threshold. theres no accountability. i said thats just not true. she looks at me twice and ...

so it was called "damn love," d-a-m-n love. it was a game you played on your cell phone. now ill tell you, the premise was little bit dark, but el straight forward. you see there is a grumpy looking person in the foreground on the left and a happy couple on the right. the grumpy person in the foreground is supposed to be you in this game. and your goal as a grumpy little troll is that youre supposed to break up the happy looking couple behind you. now you play against an opponent, and ...

>> laura: good evening,t. everyone. i am laura ingraham and this is this is "the ingraham angle" from washington tonight. an american tragedy is the focus tonights "angle." shortl.y after that nightmare attacked sunday on u.s. serviced personnel in jordan, republicans rushed out to demand that biden launch a significant retaliatioo againstst iran. now the loss of these threeil patriots is both heartbreaking and enraging. while the impulse to event their death is understandable, we cann...

cause for celebration for the vast majority of th americans who agree with the supreme court, who wrote, racialeliminatinge discrimination means eliminating all of it. it cannot mean one thing when applied to one individual and something else when applied to a person of another color. an abc ipsosething poll revealt 52% of americans agree with the decision to race based admissions. but sadly, this did not go over well with many democrats. new york congressman jamaal bowman said the cou...

it told you things like ma masks and endless covid shots were good. they told you the virus came from a wet market and few thought -- oh, that was not sound right, you were labeled as a conspiracy theorist online. when an election was at stake, they said you were spreading russian disinformation if you even utter the words, hunters laptop. they were getting away from all of it until yesterday. the america received the greatest birthday gift they could have asked for. its free speech ba...

that is all for yesterday. i am john berman. thank you so much for watching. the news continues now, so lets turn over to the source with kaitlan collins, which starts right now. tonight, straight from the source, an extraordinary moment at a contentious hearing on capitol hill. mark zuckerberg standing up to apologize after he and other tech execs were accused of having blood on their hands. apparent that he apologized to is here tonight. plus, the fate of ukraines top general of th...

we are the heirs of that first revolution. >> we are the keepers of the flame of liberty. we hold it high tonight for the world to see. >> we will safeguard our values. we will teach our children to cherish and adore their country so that they can build its future. >> we can make the years ahead the best years our nation has ever had. >> there is new ground to be broken and new action to be taken. >> america has always been greatest when we dared to be great. >> together, we are part o...

hello everybody ingo its friday! its friday! that wasnt loud enough for me. but its friday so you know what that means. lets welcome tonights guess. he crashed dick morris in his briefs, but we love his beliefs. artist restoration guide for president trump and the man responsible for the best and ever. viral sensation dug doug d pierre. if shes here, it means her children are safe. fox news emily van harris. she still cant decide between the hatfields or the makoti is. co-host of the b...

details on that story, as well. you are watching "fox and friends first," im carley shimkus. >> ashley: im ashley strohmier in for todd piro. those stories and more coming up over the next hour. breaking news overnight. two firefighters are dead after battling a fire on a cargo ship in newark, new jersey. coming from wnyw. the fire started just before 9:30 last night, engulfing several vehicles on the ship. calls ringing out when responding crew members reported missing in the active s...

i was really looking forward to meeting nicole in london, but even as superstars, travel plans can be ruined these days, so we talked virtually. nicole kidmanjoining us from los angeles, welcome to this cultural life. thank you. thank you for having me. you were born in hawaii and moved to sydney with your australian parents at the age of four. your father was a clinical psychologist and biochemist. was it a creative upbringing? yeah, absolutely. i mean, as much as i grew up the daught...