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fox news saturday night. hopping. ♪ and just like that, cable news party back. good to see you, everybody. as you know, i spent most of my adult life driving a taxi in new york city where i conversed quite regularly with wizards and women of the night. this weeks panel has one of each say hello to comedian and odysseus, karen fisher, there she is. fox nation and faith in the house, im going to try not to get emotional. comedian, actor and leave suspect in every missing person case in...

and this side of the room what they see. and they will be looking at the same exact coin, but describing two very different realities. - calling it insurrection-- it wasnt. it was peaceful protest. - its anarchists. breaking the glass of the united states capitol. - facts are indisputable. - ♪ ive got secrets - i think thats the problem that we have. more people need to be able to stand up and say, "thats crazy. "its a quarter, and we can talk about whats on each side of the quarter,...

recently on social media. one of them is that cocaine found in the white house was belonging to either the president or his son. are you willing to say that is not the case, it dont belong to them. >> i dont have a response to that because we have to be careful about the hatch act. >> the hatch act, and they still dont know what that is. the level of security and surveillance prevalent in the white house begs the question. why have they not located a suspect. is biden stonewalling on o...

the last known sighting of abdul ezedi at a tesco shop in north london, his right eye scarred by what could be the same chemical hes accused of using in an horrific attack. the street in clapham in south london, where a corrosive substance was thrown at a woman and her two young children on wednesday evening. this cctv footage appears to show the distressing sequence of events. a man is seen taking a child from the back of the car, before fleeing the scene as hes chased. police believe...

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maybe melting a bit now that achievement vermont is calling on the ice cream maker to make goods from july 4. in case you missed it, independence day our countrys most patriotic holy ben & jerrys tweeted this, the u.s. exists on stolen indigenous land and called the u.s. to give back the land, including mount rushmore. this morning "fox & friends" weekend, native american chief called out ben & jerrys hypocrisy. arguing the ice cream makers headquarters on land loosely owned by native ...

because after the last incident, i had children bussed in. - when i think about the history of black television, i think about when black folks watch, we watch to zero in on us. - instead of making us celebrate your holidays, why dont you celebrate some of ours? what about tupacs birthday? - and when you have so little, it means everything. all of those shows, they all matter so much. - it feels like theres been more of an ebb and flow and an evolution. - it is so important for us to h...

of work to do and this bench needs to go over there. >> but we just moved it over here. >> dont question my authority, thanks! we talk about race and culture in serious ways. that is important. discussing these things in a sitcom, you are not offensive. you are able to take in new ideas. >> the family was doing something that nobody had ever done. >> we are talking about having one of the biggest bigots in america and having a black man coming to his house. >> you see my daughter glo...

"morning joe" starts right now. all of a sudden, i aced the cognitive test doesnt knee whats going on. >> do you plan to use pac money to pay some of the penalties in the new york defamation and fraud cases? >> i dont understand. what? >> are you thinking of potentially trying to use campaign money to pay some of those penalties that you might incur -- >> what penalties? >> in the new york fraud case, the defamation case. >> i didnt do anything wrong. i mean, thats been proven as far...

happy thursday, everybody. so sometimes the univers einsometimes the univers you that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. like jesse watters getting jesse the 8 p.m. hour after being diagnosed with micro. yes heres heres another example. >> the wildly popular comedian named shane gillis.me >> if youve never heard of them, heres a taste. the tonight, the united states killed the leader of isis. trump comes out of the situation room at midnight. he walks up and for ...