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it was a game that you played on your cell phone. now, i will tell you, the premise was a little bit dark, but straightforward. you see, theres like a grumpy looking person in the foreground on the left, and a happy couple on the right. so, the grumpy person in the foreground is supposed to be you in this game. and your goal as a grumpy little troll is that you are supposed to break up the happy looking couple behind you. now, you play against your opponent, and over the course of seve...

♪ ♪ >> greg: oh, yeah! happy monday, everybody! [laughs] all right. yeah. ooh, the power! americas least popular reality show is still going strong. yes, im talking about the bachelor, southern border. [laughter] millions of illegals, most of whom seem to be healthy young men are walking away from all the other gals in the world to cozy up to the worlds most eligible bachelorette -- that sexy lady in the long flowing gown. yeah, the statue of liberty. or, as i like to call it, six....

some 2.2 million people movedas to the southeast in just over two years. thats roughly the population of houstonroughly . and according to a new report in bloomberg, six fast growing states in the south have now added more to the national gdp than the northeast. states those six states florida, texas, georgia and the carolina, fls and tennessee, arn the middle of a $100 billion min wealth migration as the us economithc center moves sout. according to the irs. ds $100 while the south ad...

and thanks to you at home for joining us this hour. so it was called "damn love," d-a-m-n love. it was a game you played on your cell phone. now ill tell you, the premise was little bit dark, but straight forward. you see there is a grumpy looking person in the foreground on the left and a happy couple on the right. the grumpy person in the foreground is supposed to be you in this game. and your goal as a grumpy little troll is that youre supposed to break up the happy looking couple b...

stay tuned to find out. we a off in a 4th of july edition of supermarket showdown. were also going to answer your fan mail questions. and we have a brand new segment for you. werionse looking back at our 4h of july. favorite memories. fourth oebut first is the five n fun extravaganza. g into were diving into some summer topics to celebrate. some su4th of july. first up, butter up your popcorn hollywood summer blockbuster season is in full swing. >> hey, barbie, can i cometonigh to your...

for plagiarism. shannon bream. he has audiences on the edge of their seats, preparing to hang themselves. actor and writer, medium, divorced dad, jamie lissow. she has got more hangups than an automated call about a car warranty, fox news contributor kat timpf. finally, when he puts his foot down, he causes millions in property damage. world heavyweight champion, tyrus thank you for joining us. before we get to some news stories, its friday, so lets do this. >> gregs leftovers. >> its ...

to ayman. breaking news, a deadly drone attack on u.s. forces in jordan. three american service members dead. the president vowing america will respond. who ordered the attack? also tonight, major developments in washington involving that tense standoff at the southern border amid efforts to reform the countrys immigration system. and rare review -- house republicans are with -- impeachment probe. a rare dose of bipartisanship at a time of deep political polarization on the hill. im ay...

do this on purpose. >> a dark house, a husband witho a gun. a wife dead on the floor. >> make sure that she is still breathing. >> oh, i dont think she is, damn it. >> there was no question who killed her. the mystery was why. >> i hear the door squeaking, and i hear the rumbling and i hear the dog growling. >> how could you not tell thats your wife?ld >> it was dark. >> he just kept saying it was an accident. he said he didnt do anything wrong. >> others disagreed.di >> we never for a...

tech execs were accused of having blood on their hands. a parent that he apologized to is here tonight. plus, the fate of ukraines top general up in the air this evening. could a major military shake-up be under way? we have brand-new cnn reporting on what it means for the state of the war. also tonight, a stark warning from the fbi director on major threats that are facing the united states. christopher wray says hackers in china are preparing to wreak havoc, and we arent paying e...

maybe melting a bit now that achievement vermont is calling on the ice cream maker to make goods from july 4. in case you missed it, independence day our countrys most patriotic holy ben & jerrys tweeted this, the u.s. exists on stolen indigenous land and called the u.s. to give back the land, including mount rushmore. this morning "fox & friends" weekend, native american chief called out ben & jerrys hypocrisy. arguing the ice cream makers headquarters on land loosely owned by native ...