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day that will go down in american history as unimaginable, inconceivable, unthinkable, and also equally, hey, what took you so long? i am rachel maddow here at msnbc headquarters with joy reid, chris hayes, ari melber. we are gonna be joining you with special coverage by lawrence or diana odonnell, stephanie ruhle, alex wagner, jen psaki, plus all the legal experts and reporters weve come to depend on so much for our coverage of this still unfolding fairly epic story. by now we all kno...

>> dana: im dana perino with joe jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ embattled harvard president claudine gai resigning is the most powerful school leader in the country. 50 allegations of plagiarisms, and that shortest presidency and the universitys history: six months. gay not mentioning either of the scandals in a statement, but seems to imply that racism was a factor in her ouster. she said it was "f...

congress for failing to pass a spending bill. >> ainsley: peter doocy is live with the latest, hi, peter. >> peter: his face was so red, like he was embarrassed or likely at some point forgot to put on sun screen. the first policy he was asked about in the new year was immigration. [indiscernible] -- >> president biden: they have to give me the money i need to protect the border. >> peter: he plans to reopen four points of entry, two in texas, one in california and one in arizona. cbp ...

before president trump is facing a 37-count indictment. griff jenkins is live for us in miami. >> reporter: good evening. the former president is at his doral state this evening. sources tell fox news that he was meeting with his legal team ahead of tomorrows historic court appearance. hes not made any public comments or didnt speak to the press when he landed. in social media posts and campaign stops over the weekend, he continues to rail over this indictment and paint himself of trac...

shift was hurt last >> she was lying face down, a pool of blood under one side. >> just one tiny clue. >> a piece of foam rubber. >> there was a suspect, but he had an alibi, until this revelation. >> i said, i have something that you need to know. >> welcome to dateline, it >> hello, and welcome to dateline. it sometimes take especially to look at a crime scene and spot the one thing that is out of place, the clue that will crack the case. in this story, that thing appeared so inconse...

and all of it looks an awful like something else we saw thisl week.ng yeah im talking about vannedderpum op rules and never hear d from this on gutfeld because it came out after 197272 but the bravo reality show centered aroun rd an l.a. restaurant has been in the news a lo newt lately.la becaustee of this bar tender on bar tender cheating scandal. and bar tenders probably cheat on each other all of the tile, i meani, some bar tenders are probably out there cheating on each other right...

lot like something else we saw this week. all who spent years riding hard for each other, just tearing each other apart. yourself. cheese grater. you. youre disgusting. and i wish nothing but the worst. ever happen to a person on you. it was wild and i dont know when well see something like it again. at least not until the first republican primary debate. i mean, its already getting messy. we got pence, who stood by trumps side scandal after scandal now running against him and saying t...

oversight committee of the house of representatives has discovered corruption of foreign influence pedaling by a president of the united states. >> a startling i should scare every american and quite frankly shows the illegal grift that donald trump and his family have put on this country. >> youll see that we used very conservative accounting methods here and the republicans have not been able to find one thing wrong with this report. theyve basically accepted the facts. >> house demo...

there in his golf clubs. were watching as some of the folks come off of the former presidents plane. the former president said in no uncertain terms that hes innocent and he stands by that and he is returning for the 3:00 p.m. appearance tomorrow for the indictment. we do -- you know from friday, this is unsealed now. so the pages have already become part of the public record. you can see the presidents attorneys no doubt getting off the plane. a lot of questions about who the team wil...

When i was young, i wanted to become the best in the world. Dreams do come true. My name is andreas vollsund. Im mayor of time kommune. Bryne is the big city in this community. Bryne is a small place, but a warm place, a place where everyone knows each other. The people in bryne, in time kommune, in the jaeren, as we call it here, is, yeah, friendly people, but working, hard working people. Bryne is the biggest place in an area called jaeren, which is a very agriculture heavy place, theres a lot...