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lanes above, it will take months to fix. fox news correspondent sieve cotton with y update. >> philadelphia leaders are asking everyone for patience. they are crediting divine both lines of i95 are closed in northeast philadelphia as crews work at the site the of collapse, a truck was carrying gasoline that caught fire. this happened before 6:30 this morning. causing northbound overpass to collapse, about 10 miles of i95 northbound and southbound lanes are closed, officials warn that o...

state, i get a subpoena. its no coincidence they indicted me the very same day that it was revealed that the fbi hid explosive evidence that joe biden took a $5 million illegal bribe from ukraine with. next hunter will probably be charged with some very minor offense so that the fbi and doj can pretend that theyre fair, they want to pretend theyre fair, we got hunter. for jaywalking. [laughter] as far as the joke of an indictment, its a horrible thing. its a horrible thing for this cou...

whole truth what the -- what had happened and what was happening and whats going on. >> objective in his commitment is to bring transparency and truth back to government to share the truth even when its hard to hear. >> the american people have the right to expect those who are serving in high office to meet high ethics and transparency standards. >> harris: they didnt mean any of it. they took us for a ride and dumped us off to the side without the truth. we heard the president promis...

tonight, i went on to say hed be a dictator on day one. i think hes despicable. seriously. >> joe biden falls for another hoax. shoplifters unite it says. take everything thats not nailed down. busted windows. criminals are now unionizing. what do you want to? >> its not that simple. >> what do you want? >> prime time finds out what women really want. plus, sex changes for illegals. latina marilyn monroe. ive got more legs than a bucket of chicken. when the first shots of the rev...

challenger like rfk jr.. thanks to the democrat strategy of ignoring all states the put their primaries ahead of south carolina. a win a could give rfk jr. major momentum as democrat search for alternative candidate that can go on the campaign trail and function. >> the worlds leading emitters to help poor countries do within the impacts of climate change. they called it the g7. build back biden. build back better. realize that got confusing. we dont call it that. we have plans to buil...

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>> good evening, thank you for joining us commit is trey gowdyi and it is "sunday night in america." every four years they tell us this is the most important election of our lifetime. usually it is hyperbole but sometimes it is simply logical in the sense it is the next election and therefore, the most important. but i will concede. this election cycle does feelspo disproportionatelyl. consequential. at a realossr crossroads. more people arre pe questioning democracy as a system of gov...

to this that is not constructive in our country. joe biden looked all of us in the eye in 2020 and said, elect me and ill bring us together. and then he ran far left and abandoned most of the country philosophically. so, how could he be the uniter in a second term? a second term all hell do is keep doing what hes doing, which is dividing the country even more than we were divided in 2020. so, the way i would go about it is very direct and very simple, that there is no bad opinion. you ...