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July 29, 2022
FORT FARRAKHAN, CA — A U.S. Army spokesperson admitted concern today after the recent drop in recruitment numbers, despite the unveiling of the new
July 29, 2022
As we swelter in the dog days of summer, even crotchety ol Grandpa Silas is starting to wonder if there might be something to this
July 20, 2022
BISMARCK, ND — After seeing President Biden travel to Saudi Arabia to beg for more oil, North Dakota decided to assassinate and dismember a journalist so the president would let them drill for oil.
July 16, 2022
SAUDI ARABIA — President Bidens trip to Saudi Arabia got off to a rocky start, as Biden repeatedly asked the Crown Prince if he could meet Jafar.
July 12, 2022
LOS ANGELES, CA — Governor Ron Desantis has responded to Governor Gavin Newsoms political ads in Florida by running political ads of his own in California. While Newsoms ads were urging libs to move to California, Desantis is begging the libs in California to stay put.