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Rock statue in detroit. Thats some bull bleep right there. laughter none of that is done. He hasnt done any of it so moments ago the Michigan House approved a righttowork bill the state Senate Passed last week. Jon doesnt matter. Your governor doesnt want to work on that divisive issue. Republican Governor Rick Snyder promises to sign the bill as soon as it hits his desk which could be within hours. Jon actually, between the time that we cut that soundbite and now he already signed it so bleep ....

Cheers and applause jon welcome to the daily show my name is jon stewart weve got a good one for you tonight. Weve got a good one. Our guest, laura linney. Shes in the new movie in hyde park on the hudson. Daisy was apparently f. D. R. s confidante at a time when confidante meant guy i have sex with. laughter we begin tonight in michigan where ten months ago michigans Governor Rick Snyder laughter . Thats dee snyder. Duke snyder. Thats roy scheider. laughter . cheers and applause thats just a pi...

Florida, texas and california all reported more than 10,000 new cases in one single day yesterday alone. 12 states in puerto rico are also seeing record hospitalizations. Those hospitalizations they typically follow the infections as the people get sick. Miamidade county is out of hospital beds forcing hospitals there to convert beds for the overflow of patients. And in arizona and texas, hardhit counties are bringing in refrigerated trucks as the morgues are filling up. Arizona is bringing in h...

Jon thats our show. Join us tonight at 11 00. Here it is, your moment of zen. Im sick and tired of the cat and mouse game. Let the mouse run, maybe i will, maybe i wont. Hillary is the same stephen tonight, obama unveils his plan to fight i. S. I. S. While i. S. I. S. Unveils their plan to veil everyone. laughter then advice for a struggling restaurant chain. Three words cheesefilled forks. laughter and my guests tonight, unlocking the truth, are a heavy metal band made up of 12 and 13yearolds. ...

Eagle caw cheers and applause audience chanting Stephen Stephen welcome to the report, everyone thank you so much for joining us cheers and applause stephen thank you folks, thank you so much i tell you, these people out there, they are the ones generating all the energy and all the heroism these are the itgetters i just ride the waves of their truth. Nation, i hope i dont have to tell you that america faces an existential threat from the brutal terrorists in i. S. I. S. , also known as the isla...

No, it wasnt, fatass i saw you do it audience chanting stephen boys, we need to talk to you about a matter of National Security now. Stephen welcome to the [ all moaning ] [ coughing ] report, everyone thank you so much for joining i hope you give em the chair us anyway, children, as i was saying, cheers and applause the hare krishnas are totally gay. [ speaking native language ] stephen thank you oh, dude. This is not good. Relax, fatass. No, dude. Ive seen this on tv. They shine that light in ...

Folks, thank you so much i tell you, these people out there, they are the ones generating all the energy and all the heroism these are the itgetters i just ride the waves of their truth. Nation, i hope i dont have to tell you that america faces an existential threat from the brutal terrorists in i. S. I. S. , also known as the islamic state. laughter by the way, that is not safety school. laughter i. S. I. S. Has become my official numberone enemy. Youre off the hook for now, raisins in salad. l...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thank you so much. Stephen, stephen, stephen [ cheers and applause ] stephen welcome to the report. Pittsburgh penguin, pittsburgh penguin, cheerio, jolly good to have you with us. Wot, wot. As you can tell, i am still in the throes of royal baby fever which has me worried because youre supposed to starve a royal baby cold and feed a royal baby fever and i dont want to eat english food. M...

First, we have a lot to get to live here at 5 30 a. M. At 30 rock in new york city. Starting with confirmation hearings beginning today for the man nominated to be the next secretary of state, senator john kerry is slated to go to the committee. It is the panel he chaired since 2009. Kerry had not expected to draw that much resistance. Lets put him if a little perspective politically. Kerry served as president obamas mock debate partner during his reelection campaign. But he has pressured the ad...

John thats our show. Join us tomorrow night at 11 00. Here it is your moment of zen. Andy, this right here is a map of downtown saginaw. This is happening at north michigan and going all the way to safe avenue. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen welcome to the report. Thank you so much. Stephen, stephen, stephen [ cheers and applause ] stephen welcom...