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Your couch. a >> greg: eating kentucky fried chicken like i do. >> juan: this is not only spain, i saw an article that says that they are doing the same thing in russia. >> greg: that is the russian lake. >> juan: it is just like people hanging off of trains or skyscrapers, i think this is how you get distorted reality. people do not live in the moment. they try to create the moment and it is so fake. >> jesse: there is an app for that where you can go on and make the lake look blue. and when th...

The serious music made it funnier. cnn is the carnival news network. they already have the clowns, now they have the attraction. they need to add a dunk tank, pie eating contest, a ring toss where john lennon can toss rings on chris comeaus head. i feel like im being too mean or not mean enough. cnn is the network without right. because close friends tell you when you are making a fool out of yourself. hey, that is an obvious toupee, chris, you are not funny. people will tell you that you have w...

It is super dangerous. >> jesse: you know what else is dangerous and the lakes? the gators. >> emily: i had to google if that was real. >> greg: it will be real. people start raising them. you can raise them. >> juan: it was a fake ad. >> jesse: about drugs. >> juan: no flushing your drugs. >> emily: you guys, dont go anywhere. fan mail friday is up next. fan mail friday is up next. ♪ ♪ more, more, more ♪ how do you like it, ♪ how do you like it ♪ ♪ more, more, more ♪ how do you li...

>> jesse: definitely not. girlfriend may be. >> emily: two new movie trailers, first "cats," the broadway musical coming to the big screen and people are freaking out about the creepy trailer. watch. ♪ ♪ it sold easy to leave me ♪ all alone with the memory ♪ of my face in the sun >> emily: i said allegedly because i got tears in my eyes, i got chills. i will be there, for performing artist, that is incredible. and francesca howard -- >> greg: can we read the rest of this, please? >> emil...

Every red blooded american age 15-80 -- >> greg: this is not a guy movie. it is a movie for women. >> jesse: you think it is a movie for women? >> greg: look at emily, she can barely control herself. >> emily: not for the reasons that you are saying, because it is awesome. >> greg: at the title is problematic, top is for good gone is a tool of violent oppression. they shouldve combined the two movies "cats flying planes." >> lisa: i think you are on something. >> greg: i am on something. >> juan...

Kamala harris, cnn is a total loser by that debacle, you said that they are being rightly moc mock. bernie sanders and elizabeth lost the opportunity for them to challenge biden. and then biden, i put them in the loser category, because he is going against kamala harris and also cory booker. he will be looking at double pass based on the racial record, it would not move a synonym for him to defend his record by not going there. it will be death by 1,000 times. what he should do is i am not here ...

And you will want to know what happens. he was not prepared last time, lets see if he is this time. he will also have cory booker on that basis, and he has been far more critical of joe biden for saying, not about busting, but for saying that he can cross the partisan line, and prove that he can do business with segregation in the past. guess what cory booker did not benefit when kamala harris went up in the poll? so now he sees this as his opportunity that it will be like a movement around joe ...

Of women on his shirt. and he got shamed and humiliated and broke down in tears. he was like a hero, but because he wore the wrong shirt, they him to shreds because he was not woke enough. we are in a place where everything is racist, so nothing can really be racist, so the greatest technical achievement is now white privilege. you can reduce anything from d-day, solving poverty, to increasing food, to making the automobile, this is so silly and bad. and a reelects trump, he rode in on destroyin...

Oh, my god, i wasted these tickets. >> greg: wow. how much were they? >> juan: they were from the artist. >> lisa: the greatest blunder -- >> greg: latest? >> lisa: messing up words, things like that, one time i tried to say authentic and then authenticity and i merge this weird word on "the story" and everybody was helping me out. jessica tarlov was like it is friday. authenticity. my parents were there. >> greg: i just did that earlier. >> jesse: your sister is back there, probably making you ...

They have literally gone off the deep end and they are nuts. number two, they are purposely ignoring real stories like investigating the thousands of democrats who are running for president or the connections between epstein and bill clinton. or i dont know, omar allegedly marrying her brother. it will take some guts and shoe leather and might hurt democrats, so they do this silly stuff. or they are just trolling us. this is so bad it is an onion article that will go viral come because all of th...