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Greg: kat, youre a libertarian, i believe. >> yes. im pro-billionaires. greg: yes. >> people who want to ban billionaires want to do so for the exact same reason that i want to ban women who can grow long, thick, beautiful hair. >> oh, come on! >> out of their own head. [laughter] >> what would you do when they cut it? >> what do you mean? >> is it their hair and your hair now? >> because of capitalism. [laughter] because of capitalism we live in a country where we can have billionaires, and we ...

Damn! [laughter] its so bad between the -- this was my point before i was interrupted. the response from the democrats was prerecorded. greg: yes, it was. >> which means even a response to a speech theyve already made up their mind hell no, so so they preif record it so they could all go to chiles and enjoy queso. that was probably the first time in a long time weve seen both sides do something unifying. greg: its a good point. it was prewritten, and she didnt even watch the speech, do you know ...

Unborn. on the other, second chances for the incarcerated. so every gift to the right had something for the left. it was more balanced than me when im on my meds. [laughter] and that must have really confused some people, enough to forget how to clap. seriously -- [laughter] what was pelosi thinking? [laughter] >> i think dr. seuss really had something here. one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. [laughter] oh, brilliant. oh, shoot, its time to clap. oh, i forgot how to clap! [laughter] greg: ...

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Bernies looking younger. [laughter] hey, tyrus, take your pick. you want to talk about bezos or banning billionaires? >> gee, i dont know, kids, bezos or billionaires? parents are nodding. billionaires for 500, please. greg: yeah. >> i guess if we all get a check, because wheres that money going to go when you tear down the billionaires, are they going to spread it out? greg: cant work or unwilling to work, right? >> i mean, im just a scoch short of a billion myself. [laughter] short, give or ta...

Magic mushrooms, please. [laughter] >> dms are open, by the way, first ones free. greg: up next, say good to traveling to mars or buying a new cell phone, the times wants to abolish billionaires. [cheers and applause] about 50% of people with evesevere asthma k? have too many cells called eosinophils in their lungs. eosinophils are a key cause of severe asthma. fasenra is designed to target and remove these cells. fasenra is an add-on injection for people 12 and up with asthma driven by eosinoph...

Decriminalize a hallucinogenic drug. [laughter] and if it does, wait until you see the ads from the tourism board. >> theres never been a better time to visit -- [laughter] home of the broncos, coors, mile high -- [laughter] ♪ ♪ [background sounds] >> skiing, avalanche. ♪ ♪ rocky mountains. >> denver, take a trip. [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg: thats the best. kat, youre like me, you think all these things have medicinal properties, and this is a good sign, no? >> yeah! decrimina...

As a kid -- >> no, they applauded 20 years -- >> her marriage, greg! she loved valentines as a kid. [applause] mr. chairman of. [laughter] greg: im speaking of in grade school as someone, kat, who got so many cards, i felt bad for those who didnt. thats what i hated -- [laughter] >> im sorry, kat, i know its your time, but you expect us the believe that? [laughter] greg: youll have your chance. >> oh, kids, cover your ears, hes lying through his teeth. >> thats the entire point, right? many. gre...

Our country. [background sounds] america was founded on liberty and independence and not government coercion, domination and control. [applause] we are born free and we will stay free. tonight we renew our resolve that america will never be a socialist country. greg: oh, that stings! you know it hurt some feelings, like this guy. [laughter] wonder what he was thinking. [laughter] >> turkey salading, theres a good sandwich. chicken salad? overrated. why dont they make a salad thats a sandwich ins...

1,000 or %. even if it didnt have anied medical value, even if people just wanted to see, you know, dragons, i think thats fine too. its not the choice i would personally make, but in this country, its supposed to be a free one, and we should stop locking people up for what they choose to put inside their own bodies. thats number one. number two, yeah, this actually does have legitimate medical purposes. the fda actually found that it can be a breakthrough therapy for depression. you know what s...