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In the living room, and to get to one side of the room, georgeed had new jordans, and there was no way in hell he was getting them wet. la. [laughter] so -- and after that and a headache late everything we realized, you know what? this isnt really for george. [laughter] so i get it. you know, maybe if we would have went to, like, a walgreens and got a proper prescription, i wouldnt have thought my house was flooded -- >> you mean george. >> george, yeah. [laughter] [applause] greg: dana, this is...

Decriminalize a hallucinogenic drug. [laughter] and if it does, wait until you see the ads from the tourism board. >> theres never been a better time to visit -- [laughter] home of the broncos, coors, mile high -- [laughter] ♪ ♪ [background sounds] >> skiing, avalanche. ♪ ♪ rocky mountains. >> denver, take a trip. [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg: thats the best. kat, youre like me, you think all these things have medicinal properties, and this is a good sign, no? >> yeah! decrimina...

Our country. [background sounds] america was founded on liberty and independence and not government coercion, domination and control. [applause] we are born free and we will stay free. tonight we renew our resolve that america will never be a socialist country. greg: oh, that stings! you know it hurt some feelings, like this guy. [laughter] wonder what he was thinking. [laughter] >> turkey salading, theres a good sandwich. chicken salad? overrated. why dont they make a salad thats a sandwich ins...

And here i thought that only happened to me. [laughter] rob? you are in the entertainment field. dont you think that performance art gets a free ride because theres no standards? >> yeah, its just whatever, right? you can see this, oh, man, i got this grant to do this thing. [laughter] ivanka vacuuming. greg: yes. >> thats great, just to that. greg: trump plus x. >> shes going to polish some silver. i get it, its very complicated. you mention like anybody else, imagine chelsea clinton, right? th...

1,000 or %. even if it didnt have anied medical value, even if people just wanted to see, you know, dragons, i think thats fine too. its not the choice i would personally make, but in this country, its supposed to be a free one, and we should stop locking people up for what they choose to put inside their own bodies. thats number one. number two, yeah, this actually does have legitimate medical purposes. the fda actually found that it can be a breakthrough therapy for depression. you know what s...

Know, lsd -- the founder of aa -- greg: yes. >> -- went to canada in the early 50s for lsd treatment, and that is one of the reasons why theres a spiritual element to aa, because he had a spiritual experience. this is sort of serious stuff, and the reason we dont have them now is because of, like, incredibly crackpot bureaucrats who want to control everything you do and a federal government that cant let something go, and its time now for us to sort of, like, you know, enter the new century and ...

Day and come home and have the clean up after her lazy ass husband. wow, throw a baby at her, she catches it while she vacuums. [laughter] women can do it all, this is amazing. but, no. instead, they wanted easy money, and they just put that trump on the end of it because everyones going to come see. and it really was a really lazy ass piece of artwork. hey, kids? this is why you to that report ahead of time. [laughter] you know, like, when the teacher says youve got two weeks to do the assignme...

Pays attention, which they will. heres your week if youre a democrat. late-term abortion, black face, sexual assault accusations, then more black face, then more assault allegations. could this get worse? if virginias democratic party takes credit for danas queso, then yes. [laughter] but you know what? they wouldnt even do that. [cheers and applause] greg: lets welcome tonights guests! [cheers and applause] a hummingbird -- [cheers and applause] all right, all right. apparently, they didnt try ...

Decriminalize a hallucinogenic drug. [laughter] and if it does, wait until you see the ads from the tourism board. >> theres never been a better time to visit -- [laughter] home of the broncos, coors, mile high -- [laughter] ♪ ♪ [background sounds] >> skiing, avalanche. ♪ ♪ rocky mountains. >> denver, take a trip. [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg: thats the best. kat, youre like me, you think all these things have medicinal properties, and this is a good sign, no? >> yeah! decrimina...

A woman can be a ceo during the day and come home and have the clean up after her lazy ass husband. wow, throw a baby at her, she catches it while she vacuums. [laughter] women can do it all, this is amazing. but, no. instead, they wanted easy money, and they just put that trump on the end of it because everyones going to come see. and it really was a really lazy ass piece of artwork. hey, kids? this is why you to that report ahead of time. [laughter] you know, like, when the teacher says youve ...