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Its kiss gusting, but you haved to telisl us. >> viel pardon me. veal parm. i dont care. its chishes can. and my 8-year-old daughter eats it with me x when i told her, hey, hon, little babys born, they stick it in a box, end therrize it, put it on the plate and its delicious. and shes, like -- and my daughter said, i didnt know. [laughter] kid getsmy id it. greg, : you know my veal story, right? >> im about to find out. s ep[laughter] greg: i thought it was a differenf t animal. it kind of is. i...

Daily movements because the only way for you to chi would be an accident, so suddenly every movement becomes amplified. your life becomes like a faberge egg oromes a hope diamond -- >> you know just like all of 00? greg: yes. -- 2020. it wouldg: y become a covid clampdown because if you live forever, you dont want to step outsidnte and get hit by, i dont know, emily.y [laughter] >> okay, well concern. greg: she falls a lot moree buildings. >> i mean, i guess i could always get hit by a bus now t...

White people. [laughter] whats that, daddy? they were like us but they were lighter. [laughter] now they only come out at night. like, because they gotta go. [laughter] greg: you know, you showed them a picture of tom. here is the whitest man on the planet. [laughter] there he is, tom. >> thats a long shot there. greg: all right, tom, i think biden really looks bad not because of the plagiarism, because of what he did with the hyde amendment. >> its unbelievable! hes out in front right now, and ...

Growing up, the land was full of white people. [laughter] whats that, daddy? they were like us but they were lighter. [laughter] now they only come out at night. like, because they gotta go. [laughter] greg: you know, you showed them a picture of tom. here is the whitest man on the planet. [laughter] there he is, tom. >> thats a long shot there. greg: all right, tom, i think biden really looks bad not because of the plagiarism, because of what he did with the hyde amendment. >> its unbelievable!...

White people. [laughter] whats that, daddy? they were like us but they were lighter. [laughter] now they only come out at night. like, because they gotta go. [laughter] greg: you know, you showed them a picture of tom. here is the whitest man on the planet. [laughter] there he is, tom. >> thats a long shot there. greg: all right, tom, i think biden really looks bad not because of the plagiarism, because of what he did with the hyde amendment. >> its unbelievable! hes out in front right now, and ...

Here is the whitest man on the planet. [laughter] there he is, tom. >> thats a long shot there. greg: all right, tom, i think biden really looks bad not because of the plagiarism, because of what he did with the hyde amendment. >> its unbelievable! hes out in front right now, and hes leaving these guys in the dust, theyre getting booed when they go in front of democrats, and alyssa milano got him to change his mind. he said forget what ive been saying for 40 years, i changed my mind. greg. gregg...

Years -- >> her marriage, greg! she loved valentines as a kid. [applause] mr. chairman of. [laughter] greg: im speaking of in grade school as someone, kat, who got so many cards, i felt bad for those who didnt. thats what i hated -- [laughter] >> im sorry, kat, i know its your time, but you expect us the believe that? [laughter] greg: youll have your chance. >> oh, kids, cover your ears, hes lying through his teeth. >> thats the entire point, right? many. greg: right. >> these college students, ...

Day and come home and have the clean up after her lazy ass husband. wow, throw a baby at her, she catches it while she vacuums. [laughter] women can do it all, this is amazing. but, no. instead, they wanted easy money, and they just put that trump on the end of it because everyones going to come see. and it really was a really lazy ass piece of artwork. hey, kids? this is why you to that report ahead of time. [laughter] you know, like, when the teacher says youve got two weeks to do the assignme...

Happy birthday for an 81-year-old who was one of the guests of the prime minister. you had some -- of the president. the president of the united states, for the first time in our countrys history, had to be on the floor of the united states congress to declare that the united states will never be a socialist nation. [laughter] greg: i know. >> and the thing about that was he wasnt just saying, okay, im midway through my term, hes like, okay, this is a choice -- greg: yeah. >> between what im pro...

Unborn. on the other, second chances for the incarcerated. so every gift to the right had something for the left. it was more balanced than me when im on my meds. [laughter] and that must have really confused some people, enough to forget how to clap. seriously -- [laughter] what was pelosi thinking? [laughter] >> i think dr. seuss really had something here. one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. [laughter] oh, brilliant. oh, shoot, its time to clap. oh, i forgot how to clap! [laughter] greg: ...