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Does not improve or gets worse. ♪ what a wonderful world. ♪ ask your doctor about once-daily trelegy for asthma - because breathing should be beautiful. [cheers and applause] greg: all right, stop it. oh, you go -- okay. [applause] so is living forever a worthwhile -- oh, what the hells going on here? >> oh, i think i know what thisk is i, greg. ill take care of it.ll greg: i dont know whats happenincareg here. [background sounds] >> unbelievable. supposed to be working withie professionals ...

Lefthe it unattend thed on her december, and i was able to make a sandwich. i find food tastes different when someone else is paying for it. ing. right.ight, emily insw.er >> i agree with the hot fruit, and i get shamed for it. i dont understand why. pineapple to to pizza. a lot of foods that i love, octopus and, like, i love squid can and things like that. d also remember when we ate a cricket here on this show? -- >> no, we kid not. >> i did, and i loved it.sh itow tasted like a sunflower se. ...

Greg: yes. >> but heres the thing, how tht hell do you motivate a child thats immortal? make the bed. no, im going to sit out 20 a years, dadme.l isim going to binge watch netfx for the nextgoin century, or thn ill do my chores. [laughter] >> its true. >> there would be no reason to. >> when does that kid leave home?he >> never. >> also this guy was right once in 1990? why are we listening to him?o were right all the time.r [laughter] >> you woulde have so manghy ks you wouldnt have to raise the...

Doe, but weve already met our quo o a that for kill immediate- kilmeake. m tyrus --ea >> no, i dont want to live forever, no.this god, no, take me.iv no. [laughter] well, first of all, if this happened in, whatd he say,ed 2026?at then the d world will be over in 2027 the. greg: yes. >> because now you have a problem.no theres, like, 30 billion of us and were all living purchase? if somebodys gotta go. greg: you know what though? itll be the rich people. i >> and thet poor people will ce eat them...

Greg: ei guess well never kno. what is the hardest part of being on g?es >> well, lets go to the regulars, whats the hardest part of doing show? >>wh letting you breathe when i kneel on you and squeal and cry. this question is very vague. what is the hardest part? i dont know, my commute. [laughter] greg: people dont realize that. heres the deal, i get -- whenth youre not on thate show, we geo all these people, wheres tyrus? the is he sick? did he quit?ick? its like, no, he lives in louisiana. >...

Him will lick the makeup off.le sometimes ill put it all over my o body. [laughter] >> oh, and i forgot, whenever he talks. >>[laughter] [applause] greg: im going to go to joe because, joe, you actually work on the y show, so its not just g here, its being in theng office. what is the hardest part? and be serious this time.at >>s okay. well, aside from gnawing through the wrist restraints -- [laughter] id say its probably having tom write 4,000 jokes about a canadian teacher with giant -- [laugh...

Jeste -- jesse, do you mind? were trying to do a show.nks. >> oh, right. these guys need all the help they can get. will have. [laughter] [applause] greg: thanks, joe. can well done.. joe, is living forever a worthwhile endeavor? a google nerd says having to die is now absurd. a former engineer is predicting mankind will achieve functional immorality within the nextma decade. i gueslls that means hell never die a virgin. [laughter] nerds! yeah.gh ifte we achieve immortality witm the next decade,...

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They generally leaveuy me alone, but this guy came up and said i will give you $10,000 for your singlet after your match, and i was, like, well, ive got to wash, it -- and hes like, no, no, i just want it. and i was, like, say what? and he said, can i take a? picture of you in it and then have it? its like, yeah, be gone. [laughter] >> thats, like, buffalo bill. >> no, that was almost end of japanese guy, but you get some weird, some weird stuff. can i have your hat, you know? greg: yeah, thats ...

Property? >> once you put it out to beg: w picked up,st the up for grabs. which iss on good news because e been hoarding his garbage for years, so im sitting on a gold mine. ishes a vegan, thats the most nutrition hes had in months.s. from greg yeah. [laughter] do you v see, tyrus, a commercis on fox h like with william deva, what do you have in your garbagy can?ouve >> i hope not. thats when i jump to cnn. la. [laughter] its over. its over. my ratings are so bad, we gotta sell dna of act ors. j...