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Time time time time time greg yeah. Did you ever wonder how local news becomes national . It napped montgomery, alabama. A cityowned river boat tried to dock in its designated spot along the water front but a pontoon boat was mored there they asked the pontoon owner to move but when they were asked to move the owners were happy about it at all and then this happened. Mind you what youre about to see is disturbing. So if you have children in the room, punch them hard in the face as a diversion. G...

Greg Gutfeld examines the news of the day through a satiric lens fused with pop culture.

All time to be old forever and and to have everyone you love leave. it would be so loa fn toly. greg: they wont leave because theyre sillld b the alive. everybodys buried, this isnthe fair, dig us up, dig us up, dig us up. d >> thats a whole differentp. movie. greg: yeah, but, like, we owe the dead tmoo the pull them outh the ground and play with their dna becausest the unfair to them. but given the nature of your life, joe, you dont want to live -- [laughter] >> i dont. kat made a good point. t...

Doe, but weve already met our quo o a that for kill immediate- kilmeake. m tyrus --ea >> no, i dont want to live forever, no.this god, no, take me.iv no. [laughter] well, first of all, if this happened in, whatd he say,ed 2026?at then the d world will be over in 2027 the. greg: yes. >> because now you have a problem.no theres, like, 30 billion of us and were all living purchase? if somebodys gotta go. greg: you know what though? itll be the rich people. i >> and thet poor people will ce eat them...

Greg: ei guess well never kno. what is the hardest part of being on g?es >> well, lets go to the regulars, whats the hardest part of doing show? >>wh letting you breathe when i kneel on you and squeal and cry. this question is very vague. what is the hardest part? i dont know, my commute. [laughter] greg: people dont realize that. heres the deal, i get -- whenth youre not on thate show, we geo all these people, wheres tyrus? the is he sick? did he quit?ick? its like, no, he lives in louisiana. >...

Greg Gutfeld examines the news of the day through a satiric lens fused with pop culture.

Look to the people who ran toward the gunfire. looked t po the people who shouo be the ones whose names are remembered, the cops that wentbe in there. they didnt know what they wered .facing, but they had a job to do, and they went and did it. [applause] greg: kat, joe hits on the thing that just drives me crazy when, in terms of the media. the story itself is horrifying, but th e media acts like theyve never talked about it before. its like -- and they have their, yet they repeat the same exact...

Greg: but then you wont be eligible for the supreme court. >> cup of water.n he greg: cup of water.rt th.e all right, ask kat. >> kat, i already read your new book, and i love it. in fact, i see everything you writlovee when your laptop conns to wi-fi.g [laughter] so kidyo you ever pausing? in your life that was gettingse ou st of control? >> oh,n yeah. [laughter] absolutely. but it usually took a few tries. which, i mean, actually wereh, screwed, i think -- greg: why? >> just because, you know,...

Different than the way he talks to the dog. but some people, myself included, very in to pets, so i can understand why may be tough. katie: if you want more of ask kat watch her show sincerely kat on fox nation. brian: thank you very much. you come off very sincere but sarcastic. >> i speak the truth at all times. katie: she will never lie to you. steve: its been two days since the trump administration announced new rules for my granted detention and the left is already launching a big today. br...