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Greg: but then you wont be eligible for the supreme court. >> cup of water.n he greg: cup of water.rt th.e all right, ask kat. >> kat, i already read your new book, and i love it. in fact, i see everything you writlovee when your laptop conns to wi-fi.g [laughter] so kidyo you ever pausing? in your life that was gettingse ou st of control? >> oh,n yeah. [laughter] absolutely. but it usually took a few tries. which, i mean, actually wereh, screwed, i think -- greg: why? >> just because, you know,...

Everrey quarter, you know -- greg: yeah. thats why hes going to get people to pay. >> it s the not enough. he made a mistake, and hes trying to --. greg: all right. so somehow you, rob long, producer of what showsome. >> it doesnt matter. [laughter] greg: is saying that a billionaire, the rich est manst alive has made a mistake in a business decision. >>s look, only a brilliant gens could make a mistake and be thie dumb. [laughter] i really believe that.dumb he just is smart and no one around hi...

Will be very happy about. then he said, he will get out there and talk to more people. he still thinks its a marketing situation. he >> greg: can i add one more thing and i promise i will shut up. the person in america doesnt care about the voting bill or russia. those are the desires of ivy league reporter in that room pushing the myth of voter suppression there was nothing about crime. nothing about safer streets, good schools, good teachers, cheaper gas. it was all about voting rights and rus...

>> [speaking spanish] >> none of these kids are from sweden or norway. they are all from these so-called brown countries. brown people, nonwhite people. there is racism involved here. why dont they just admit it? >> the statue of liberty would be shedding a tear. its a dark day for our country. >> jesse: greg gutfeld, she said its about brown people. if canadians were smuggling their kids over the northern border and 70% of those people were voting republican, she would be out there picketing da...

>> jesse: i know who gets blamed. dana, i want to ask you -- this is an actual thing on cnn. devastated over ending the dream act. now harvey victims, illegal aliens. the media is going crazy. >> dana: i would not underestimate the power of those stories. you have the one volunteer who was found dead because he was out there trying to save lives at harvey. he was a dreamer. i think that the democrats should do is -- instead of a hysterical reaction, chuck schumer, nancy pelosi -- >> greg: they s...

One time he does something right you say oh, he actually did something right and then he fails on policy -- you could say oh, man, you did so good. >> dana: if they dont come through with the money for texas, you can go back and replay that. >> kennedy: now, they have weakened their position and they are the party that cried wolf. >> juan: is that part of the budget or not? we will see with the president. weve got, dont forget, hurricane irma coming up on florida.he >> greg: president trump call...

>> greg: jesse? >> jesse: i was going to say cook oror clean, like a robot maid. >> kimberly: massage your shoulders. to be for all purposes. >> greg: its not the same. a robot massaging your shoulders is not the same as the human. you need the human touch. or so i have been told. anyway, dana. >> kimberly: poor robot. >> dana: i would love someone to do the laundry and do it perfectly. >> kimberly: peter does it. >> dana: he doesnt fold it perfectly.he >> greg: thats going to get back to him. t...

Handle this guy and then when i realized if i looked at it like it was a comedy central roast, zero my god, this guy is great. >> its cold. you cant write better comedy and the media and the establishment forces that. hes bought and got between us and them. they continue to isolate themselves because theyre constant. they take the bait every time five i do think they know -- >> there the worst party guest ever. greg: we have to go. i also note that they knew -- they knew what he was talking abou...

And i was wrong, the federal communication is going to give you your license to produce back because youve been on this, youve got your licenses back now and legally produce this show. >> kimberly: if you have a death wish, everyone knows you dont diss the producers. >> greg: i have an idea, stop rioting. if you tell me legally this can be done. when a rioter is arrested, you can go to their home and sit there, lucky winners of some lottery get to smash all of their stuff in front of them, that ...

>> greg: nothing tostada? >> eric: we cant say taco tuesday.he >> greg: my best story was the robot thespian. robot playing a role in a pipeline theater. this is the first step to actors being replaced. actor costs too much money. replace them with a robot.st they are better actors than matt damon or ben affleck. >> eric: did you see thatg: interview with the talking robot? is that a human being talking for it? >> greg: i like to pretend they are using their own voice. >> juan: robot can never b...