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Huh . Huh wow. Smart people, they know, they like and its me. Happy monday, everyone. So jr has endorsed donald, ever trump and its caused a massive outcry among the kennedy family. But hey, its not like he droveo a car right off the bridge in i a lady in it. In a resurfaced interviewie with rfk jrs daughter. She recalls him using a chainsaw to behead a deadnsaw whale, which now explains why abc never asked rfk to sit down with the viee whicw. Oh a former classmate of rfk jr. Accusing him of bei...

of nikki haley. haleys biggest rival, former president trump, wasnt on the ballot. this contest doesnt really count because the delegates will be awarded based on caucus results. that contest will not be held until thursday. haley wont be on the ballot then, but gop frontrunner trump is. if he wins, he stands to collect up to 26 delegates. nevada gop rules prevented candidates from participating in both contests, but eligible voters can vote in both. nikki haleys campaign isnt happy ab...

brian kilmeade will be here tos talk politics. [laughter] so last night i came across an interview with former fbi profiler mary ellen otoole, and she backs up something that ive been ranting about every times bad stuff like this happens. he told the daily mail that nashville and everyone else should brace for copycat events due to the inevitable contagionw effecthe caused by the media,s adding, quote: threats increase in schoolss of nationwide aftera shooting has occurred anywhere in ...

im here with richard follow --. its 5:00 in new york city and this is the five. >> so let the debate trash talk begin a. joe biden and donald trump are sharpening their attacks as they get ready to meet face-to-face for the presidential debate three days from now and simulcast on fox news pick the candidates are using wildly different prep strategies. sleepy joe is still hold up at summer camp david. the big guy surrounding himself with an army of advisors. a staggering 16 people are h...

Greg Gutfeld examines the news of the day through a satiric lens fused with pop culture.

Sat ins the stands and sobbed d people were selling the sandsell that he sat in, people are buy anything. so i feel like we should come up with som e ideas -- greg: i agree. if this is the i wave of the future, and i believe it is, theres .a lot of things that i could sell that i dont want anymore in my apartment, you knowul what i mean? [laughter] im either winking or stroke thing out. do you know what i mean? laugh -- [laughter] joe, i was thinking about this,a if you bought his used gum, you ...

All time to be old forever and and to have everyone you love leave. it would be so loa fn toly. greg: they wont leave because theyre sillld b the alive. everybodys buried, this isnthe fair, dig us up, dig us up, dig us up. d >> thats a whole differentp. movie. greg: yeah, but, like, we owe the dead tmoo the pull them outh the ground and play with their dna becausest the unfair to them. but given the nature of your life, joe, you dont want to live -- [laughter] >> i dont. kat made a good point. t...

80% of the time.time [laughter] greg: i think about your ending all the time. y ou[laughter] >> okay. greg: emily thought that was pretty funny. >> i guess emily does too. al wasl right. i also dont really trust this guy. he was, like, were going to put computers in your brain to makes yoe u better. i dont know p how that would me yo tu better, like, in case your phone dies? greg: yeah, we dont need to do it. >> we dont have a phone anymore, it would be in your head. greg: this is already implan...

Jr.ous used gum. after a public appearance last month, the starting bid is over 40 grand. fair price? >> no. twr greg no. >> i actually went to the description. it says this is his gum, you can dna test the it. [laughter] how in like, you -- hi, id lik to have thissesti thed for robt downey jr., please. [laughter] no, you cant. greg: maybe you can though. what i f you can?g: what if his dna is available somewher ie else? a emily?va is this a violation of rights? >> not if hes selling it willingl...