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You know, it seems like every crej campus is in -- college campus is in a contest to be the most politically correct. wisconsin, milwaukee may have them all beat. they have the just words program which is part of their inclusive excellence center. the just words program uses thug and third world. they say they are microaggressions because they dont take into consideration the feeling of a student who is a third world thug with a disability. they added them to the list of problematic words. they ...

>> technology can make a hologram of elvis move me to tears i hail the future. >> would you have eaten the blue pill in the matrix. >> i would have gobbled it up. >> good nerd. >> angry bob, does it make you angry? it is the end of comedy. >> no. this would great work with gallagher. you will not get watermelon seeds on you. i would so sign up for you. i am at home eating pizza and yelling at neighbors like i do all the time. as long as i get paid who cares? now you are talking. it doesnt have t...

Dont have a problem with that at all. having said that heart disease and obesity are a couple things that follow from a grander bmi. as long as i dont have to pay for peoples health care i dont have a problem with the way people look. and i think you should feel good. if that is your intended look high five yourself every day. >> you bring up a good point, kennedy. we are about to embark on this grand experiment where we are all paying for each others health care. it does become other peoples bu...

Honestly, there is nothing wrong with saying the word fat. it is better than morbidly obese. as a fat person i can honestly say i cant run a marathon and cant walk up the stairs without thinking of my own mortality. but i can knock someone out of the way at the wings n things bar with my ample ass. thats a win for me. fat guys, all we do is eat and screw it. >> bob brings up a good point. why is it about at that time women? why not all of fat -- >> that video comes next month. you can only foe -...

Fresh. >> i want kennedy to mail her the gluten. >> it is just part of gluten. i am waiting for the amusing lawsuits that will come after the accidents with an oven on reals driving it to other cars. >> devore, you know what, bob makes a good point. the domino drivers drive dangerously. >> this is the moore cal of capitalism. i love dominoes and i need it hot and quit in my face. >> dont you want some form of government regulation? you are a liberal. you have to hate the free hashing cet. market...

>> thats when a lawyer comes into the mix. >> thats very true. have i experience in that, angry bob. beaver have 26 teethes in their had. candid you know that? >> they have to cut out on the treats. if you get more than two beavers together it is a choke chop which was popular rised by the missy elliott tune in 2002 when she said phone before you come over because i have to shave my choca. thats where it came from. >> i was wondering what she was talking about. i hope the show doesnt have spanis...

Undisclosed location. how is it going, mike? >> it is good. is this on? >> thats on. i can hear you, mike. i can hear you and america hears you. >> im doing well, thank you, tom. it is good to see you again. >> so you will be watching us and we will join you in the c block. is that good with you? >> i am not really going to be watching you, but ill join you in the c block. >> you dont get to watch, but you will be listening to us? >> i got drinking to do, tom. >> well see you in c, mike. >> soun...

Used catapult. they would have gotten more of a beaver spread than actually dropping them if you swung the beavers. swinging the beaver is a lot more -- i am going to stop tacking -- stop talking. >> that is joanne. she is here a lot. >> i am an outsider. >> joanne, you are lovely. >> no more beaver talk from angry bob and no more third person reference at myself. >> i understand, bob. >> look, joanne, i was a little upset. i didnt watch the video before the show. i thought we were going to have...

Beaver goes. did you know they had drop boxes back then? >> no, i was very impressed that technology existed when the indians still called it maine. >> oregon is the home to the oregon state beaver. >> there used to be millions and millions of beavers across the country. i think the daming of rivers decreased the population, crct? >> yes, thats exactly what happened. that and feminism. >> and we clubbed them over the head to make top hats. >> pelts and cloaks. >> this was part of the repopulatio...