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Abuse from sam? >> yes because i cant grow a beard. it doesnt mean i am not cool or tough because i was in an arm wrestling weekend. >> can robots replace your friends? pepper is designed to give you undivided attention. could this bot replace your bro? >> i dont like it, tom. i dont like it at all. they said i am going to see sam morrells comedy show. they said i cant. i am hanging out with a friendly robot. >> are robots better than people? >> what is this? $10,000 it cost? a pasty white thing...

Laugh. sam, why is joe wrong? >> i dont know. he is wrong about most things, tom. i spent a lot of time with him. and joe actually gave me his phone number a few years ago like lindsay graham did to donald trump and it is 1-900- my little dirty secret. >> thats too many numbers to be real. >> it is about the joke and not the numbers. >> it is time to shave the beard. she recoiled when she confronted the stubbly face of jake gylenhaal on the new movie "south paw" will this make you shave? >> no, ...

Everyone. sam is just upset because his ashley madison profile was hacked. lets look at the graphic. of course thats an old photo. sam has more chest hair. >> thats pretty good. >> i have nothing to follow that up. >> joe, would a robot insult you the way your friend does? >> not before i gave it microsoft windows, something to to the make it work anymore. >> i just want everyone to know that, good, "red eye" fans. >> it is the eyebrows. it is the terrorist eyebrows. >> it is creepy, thats for s...

Lets get to the news. with marijuana becoming legal across the country, the companies are racing to develop a breathalyzer for weed. will it work? joe, would you feel safer with a pot breathalyzer? >> yes, i would. we need to get these drug users and put them behind bars, sam morrell. people say if you smoke pot it doesnt affect your driving ability. i say why the heck are you smoking it then? >> sam, are you worried this will catch people even when they arent high? >> we know who is high. does ...