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[ music ] democrats finally have an epiphany, usually the party knows everything, they know what you need and what you dont need, they even know things you didnt know you needed. For the first time in a long time, democrats throw up their arms in despair. Donald trumps Approval Rating was slightly larger than joe bidens was at this point trump was a 43 biden is at just that 41 , she is doing worse in trunk, always saying is doing so poorly. The question is how solid a candidate is joe biden . Th...

im just there to support travis. i did it. i said travis for the first time in this entire report. >> can i say for the record once again i love a nick watts story any night. this was especially fantastic. thank you for joining us. ac 360 starts right now. tonight on 360, the white house clean out from a presidential prez conference intend today rebut allegations of mental decline which some say gave precevidence of it. also tonight breaking news in the mar-a-lago documents case, and...

migrant shelter shows and how it plays into the case against the men charged in it. good evening, thank you for joining us, we begin tonight with the white house doing damage control on the damage from last nights damage control. donald trump tentatively, for now, capitalizing on it. physically on president bidens response to special counsel robert hers clearing him of mishandling classified documents, but describing him in his report as well-meaning, elderly man with poor memory. a pr...

hand. wax off, left hand. >> jesse: eventually the time will come when we know that person is ready to take over. >> show me wax on, wax off. >> jesse: when barack obamas time was finally up, it was time for joe biden to become the sensei of the democratic party. he had to bring in somebody new into the dojo, and chose kamala harris. why? because she shatters. >> youve shattered so many barriers, and did it mostly on your own. >> and thank you to president biden. [laughter] >> you can ...

his wife, the only witness. this detective knew them both. >> she started telling me about a man coming into their home and shooting keith. >> her job now? solve this crime. and clue number one, was a doozy. >> she said that after his shot, he turned to her and said, im sorry maam. >> im sorry? a killer who apologized? and that was just the start. the gun, stashed in a drier. a mans glove but whose dna? a woman with a whole lot to reveal. >> she tossed her talk to me. >> she just rippe...

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Happy monday. E happy monday. Oh, thank you so much, yall. Wow. This is Television History in the making. Everyoneon in happy monday,ryon, everyone. Welwelcome to a specia edition. Gutfeld. Im Joe Machi Filling in for greg. Hes in South America trying to find a doctor to label his fevers. Anyway, today is earth day. So to celebrate, werey all using recycled jokes. A tech startup is pitching an ape powered Home Security camera that can be upgraded to shoot paintballs. So if your home is being inv...