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clinton -- it affected the entire country that was tied up for a year with investigation and impeachment. so for the next hour in partnership with "time" magazine, well take a look at what makes powerful men who seem to have it all risk nerve for adultous sex. first a criminal -- hotel housekeeper. dominique strauss-kahn--former california governor arnold schwarzenegger publicly admitted fathering a child with his familys housekeeper more than a decade ago. and as cnns tom tomorrforema...

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