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>> is she wearing that to jail. >> greg: shes walking her line out. each dress comes with a years supply of valtrex. >> thats like fredericks of hollywood meets a dude named fred from hollywood. >> she has not learned the cardinal rule, which is never, ever, ever stand next to a model -- ever. you will always look worse. i dont know why, bill. you know, i love you that much. >> im curious why jay-wows names attached to anything would promote its sale. >> greg: thats a great point. arent we in a ...

I used to work there. i am sure my friends are horrified. >> you think you have a lot of listeners out there? >> yeah. i think i will. i am very compelling. >> they like to call in and yell at you? >> yeah. thats the schtick. >> my mom will listen. >> good. >> imogen, when your action figure comes out, what will it be wearing? >> i think it definitely has to be the pink bikini lingerie of jay-wow. i think lindsay lohans nails and i think i will get my hair cut like earth jackie. >> greg: you thi...

-- >> reporter: people love to make fun of the show. >> but they are obsessive. the guys show up and the clubs are packed. they do a tremendous business. whether its pauley d.s spinning. hundreds of girls flipping out -- what kind of girl -- what kind ever girl? younger than they are? who would look up to them -- >> thats scary. >> greg: if the kids, the youth loves irony. kisee a lot of people wearing the stuff with a nudge and a wink. >> i appreciate that. >> they are growing beards and wearin...

>> larry: could you be serious with him? >> thats right. i would be very serious in a committed monogamous relationship. >> larry: how is it going, then? >> well, now that i got a painting from eric menendez, i feel that im seeing other people. i mean, im torn. its like "the thorn birds," you know what i mean? its like a forbidden love. >> larry: moving on. what do you think of mtvs "jersey shore"? snooki and jay wow wow. and the situation of those others. >> okay, you did not say "jay wow wow."...

I mean, im torn. its like "the thorn birds," you know what i mean? its like a forbidden love. >> larry: moving on. what do you think of mtvs "jersey shore"? snooki and jay wow wow. and the situation and those others. >> okay, you did not say "jay wow wow." its jwoww. >> larry: i said it with two ws. >> you cant change it. >> larry: i can do anything i want. >> are you hammered right now? you heard me. are you drunk? youre not supposed to do this show while drunk. its unprofessional. >> larry: iv...

And that is ridiculous. there arent a few secret provisions in the healthcare plan. there are like hundreds. [ laughter ] tonight, in the interest of transparency, i would like to share a couple. lets see. this provision is called the bay state of denial. it reads "this bill shall cover short-term memory loss related to the passage of massachusetts healthcare reform." so good news, mitt, your condition is covered. this next provision is called the is jersey shoreup. reads the following individua...

Snookie, jay wow, the situation and house minority leader john boehner. this provision also put a common misconception to rest. it says right here if you do not like the ruling of your death panel you can appeal. now, look, obviously have learned this year politics can be a tough business but there are times where you just cant help but laugh. you know what really tickles me? eric masa. apparently massa claimd that ron came up to him one day in the house locker room stark naked, started screamin...

The jersey shoreup. it reads the following individuals shall be excluded from the indoor tanning tax within this bill. snooki, jay wow, the situation and house minority leader john boehner. this provision ought to put a common misconception to rest. it says right here, if you do not like the ruling of your death panel, you can appeal. now, look, obviously i have learned this year politics can be a tough business but there are times you cant help but laugh. you know what really tickles me? eric m...

Weights. im concerned about what jay wow and the rest, you take that bunch and put them in miami and i dont know, cast and crews. >> ive been around them enough to know that cast will hold their own. you could put them on the moon and theyre okay. theyre going to rock on. >> im looking forward to it. >> i appreciate you having me on. >> eric stringer. nice to meet you. imagine the butler bulldogs knocking off duke. did you hear what happened to coach k from duke? did you hearth who offered him $...

For her to fall and be okay. theres a lot of metal protruding and ropes tethered. the ship was only two feet off the pier today. she would have hit the pier and rolled into the water unconscious. by the grace of somebody, she fell through, didnt hit anything, her father never hesitated. i didnt see the french man but hero is a word i dont use lightly but he was a hero. he concentrated on helping the dad, keeping him afloat so dad could concentrate on the girl and pulled them in. >> shes a lucky ...