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State of denial. iteahis bill should cover short term memory loss related to the passage of massachusetts health care reform. so good news, mitt, your condition is covered. haha. this next provision is called the jersey shore up. it reads the following individuals shall be excluded from the indoor tanning tax within this bill. snooki, jay wow, the situation, and house minority leader john boehner. [ laughter ] this provision ought to put a common misconception to rest. it says right here if you ...

Basement. all of these are security breeches. these guys will be punished. uh shied -- aside from elliott spitzer. >> he is being punished! >> we -- gite problem is some of the politicians would enjoy the punishment. anyway, i want to point out that bonnie frank didnt run a prostitution ring. his ex-boyfriend did it. jay but he had to know brrrr it. >> i would like to think he was above all that. look at me lamely trying to defend him. the agents were bragging they work for president obama, but ...

Different than noticing there is an extra drink on your bill at applebys. you are like, im not paying for that. they come out and they have an argument. you dont argue over the prostitute. it is just not good form. bill, car tau hain yaw, if i say it properly, will be the secret service hooker city which i have copy rid. copyrighted. is that fare to bangkok? >> that is not fair to bangkok. although do have to go back to something. are you saying every waitress in applebys is a hooker? i condemn ...

Something that is real art. >> i disagree. i never understood why that stuff is so important. especially when you see them and they dont have arms. if you are going to make a sculpture, make the arms. >> just because it is in your history doesnt make it art. creepy, creepy, creep. >> it is only $1 billion. and if it makes alec baldwin happy, isnt that a small price to pay to make a baldwin? >> absolutely. anyone who feels there is not enough funding for the arts doesnt have an eight-year-old lea...

>> good point. jay can we play that romney song one more time? >> what would each of you say to president and mrs. obama? >> well, start packing. thats what i would like to say. >> anthony, his laugh kind of sounds like judge smails in "caddie shack." >> once you start packing. >> every time i hear that clip i feel like he will go, okay, pooky, do the honors. >> yowl a start packing -- youll start packing and like it. >> start packing smalding. >> and i am done. all right, coming up, are kitch...

The president commented about snooki today, the reality star from "jersey shore." the ladies of "the view" asked the president about snooki. ask. >> should snooki run as mayor of wasilla? >> i have to admit, i dont know who snooki is. >> what? >> im sorry. >> he doesnt know who snooki is? oh, really? well, check out what the president said at the white house correspondents association dinner back in may. >> this next provision is called the "jersey shore up." it reads the following individuals s...

In the day, he had been at the tasty sandwich shop in edison, new jersey, where he had a big sub, and one of the women on "the view" remarked -- made a joke about snooki and then the president said i dont know who that is. oh, really, mr. president? because he used her as a punch line at the white house correspondents dinner. this next provision is called the jersey shore-up. it reads the following individuals should be excluded from the indoor tanning tax within this bill. snooki, jay wow, the ...

Jay wow, the situation, snooki and the rest of the jersey shore all back on the air. here is the situation. the big guy visiting a sandwich joint to talk up his plan to help the little guy. the same guys facing big tax hikes, not to mention snooki will get snookered into paying more if the bush tax cuts expire that is why, says this whole self-chop thing is full of baloney. any way, he is of johnny sack fame from the late great sopranos this is pretty weird. >> it is like watching national geogr...

>> talk about biting the hand that feeds you. if not for the tv show, they couldnt get hired at a b and p. they are the dumbest people on earth. just take what the great guido lowered has given you and run with it. >> as a grown man who has had a job with a caa, do they disgust you or do you admire that they are making money out of being themselves? >> being complete tools. you know what, honestly, i agree with what joe says. the whole reason reality tv has taken over the television industry is ...

>> greg: they are like jean short-shorts. they are perfect for church. this looks like something you would wear. >> they bought the first one for me on the 4th of july. i was getting odd looks and i thought it was because im british, celebrating america winning and stuff. >> greg: something else here. keep going. >> thats almost normal. >> greg: these girls are beautiful. so its hard to, you know, put it on jay-wow. >> you notice the girls are not happy wearing them. that is frightening. >> we a...