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Bills? >> she shows up at parties and gets paid. >> how much, really? and also stealing -- >> yeah. >> interesting thing. >> greg: one of her first roles was october 29, 1992. as a trick-or-treater on "late night" for david letterman, where she played garbage. >> really?! do we have a clip? >> greg: no! >> why did you tell us then? >> really? >> greg: how was i going to get that clip? >> vian interesting fact. apparently, she really enjoys cocaine. can we take a look -- >> we dont have that anye...

Think -- the kung fu grip? >> what do you know? >> greg: showing pornography to a woman. but -- it happens t. does happen. >> greg: actually, what do you make of this? does this ever happen in the country of the u.k.? >> have you better politicians here. they are so entertaining. i think this is a genius idea. and i think that fox should be looking into it. you have a lot of commercials. he makes commercials for "red eye" doll. you could have an andy doll in a nurses outfit. and you could have a...

And we are calling ourselves black men with haaf can garb on. what the hell is wrong with you? you have a white girl on your disam arm. you want freedom? you are going to have to kill some crackers. you are going to have to kill some of their babies. >> greg: dont go after him. lets go after jan brewer. she is white and probably not carrying a baton. if you disagree with me, you are a tea party goer who wears fur. explain what happened to me. it went there. it went away and it was good. what hap...

Start laughing and i cant think of anything but bill. >> you look great in your shirt, but i have to ask: what is it with you in collars? i have never seen a man have such trouble with collars all wrinkling and scrunching up. >> hey, greg, you want to tell andy to shave? for gods sake, its a television show. did someone not tell him you were taping? >> i can carry two cell phones in my breast. but the only problem is, i have to lift it up, put the phone under it and then it lays on top of it. >>...

Memo to mattell, please make little tiny versions of swank for him to sexually harass barbie with. and he needs a side kick that is his old man and comes complete with the couch. that would be the complete set. >> greg: i like this guy. but again -- >> dont you feel bad picking on this guy? >> greg: john! im not picking. i am not picking. we have comped this guy, i am intrigued on how it happened. there is a lot of theories that his name sound like al green and its alphabetical and his name, acc...

>> greg: they are like jean short-shorts. they are perfect for church. this looks like something you would wear. >> they bought the first one for me on the 4th of july. i was getting odd looks and i thought it was because im british, celebrating america winning and stuff. >> greg: something else here. keep going. >> thats almost normal. >> greg: these girls are beautiful. so its hard to, you know, put it on jay-wow. >> you notice the girls are not happy wearing them. that is frightening. >> we a...

Wasnt there, but was their parents how do you know that the girls didnt have the parents approval to do that? >> greg: they probably did. >> whats the problem? >> greg: but the parents are teaching them its more important to feel good than do something productive. productive would be to create something, make money and learn to build a business. nothing is to be gained by feeling good. >> they are 6 years old. >> greg: they are old enough to learn a lesson. thats what my dad used to say to me. >...

>> is she wearing that to jail. >> greg: shes walking her line out. each dress comes with a years supply of valtrex. >> thats like fredericks of hollywood meets a dude named fred from hollywood. >> she has not learned the cardinal rule, which is never, ever, ever stand next to a model -- ever. you will always look worse. i dont know why, bill. you know, i love you that much. >> im curious why jay-wows names attached to anything would promote its sale. >> greg: thats a great point. arent we in a ...

I used to work there. i am sure my friends are horrified. >> you think you have a lot of listeners out there? >> yeah. i think i will. i am very compelling. >> they like to call in and yell at you? >> yeah. thats the schtick. >> my mom will listen. >> good. >> imogen, when your action figure comes out, what will it be wearing? >> i think it definitely has to be the pink bikini lingerie of jay-wow. i think lindsay lohans nails and i think i will get my hair cut like earth jackie. >> greg: you thi...

Overalls. >> oh, right. >> just waiting for fashion week. >> greg: exactly. >> its always fashion week. >> they are not doing it here. >> greg: what is going to happen you? are the political mind here? >> he is running against jim demint. he is not going to win. >> greg: are they going to have debates? >> i hope so! >> i could do debates with the action doll. >> ooh! >> yeah. >> why do we give the british newspapers a reason to make fun of us? the guardian goes to see him. what was he thinking? ...