But first, lets welcome tonights guests. He sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. Comedian david o. Back can we go back to angelo real quick . Doesnt he look like a member of kiss without the makeup. All right. Shes such a makeu. They put her on philly cheesesteak. Fox business anchoy cheer Lauren Simonetti has published opinions terrified that minions Fox News Contributor truly are. And finally shes like Barbie Small Blond and as fake hair cut. Fox news contributor kat timpf. All right we have before we get to some new stories and we have plenty of them. Lets do this. Yeah. Regs, leftovers. Mm. Yeah, its leftovers whereis i read the jokes. We did news this week, and as always, its my first time reading them, so if they , will tie joe mackey to a table and then let a group of monkeys rip off his face. E an he might be an improvement. Yeah, i know. He is homely. Here we go. Brian. Kill me. Took on tyrus in a Wrestling Bout this week in a matchwrestl called the Unstoppable F
Appearing to get lost in the bushes, and his thoughts. Grand canyon one of the earths, nine wonders, the wonders of can the world litera, think about was amazing during civil america the entire world. Greg is one reason presents Seven Natural Wonders of world eventually he found his way to a tv camera sitting down with awn Weather Channel, w to remouladee about Global Warming coming in even provides some quality pest control. Are you prepared to declare a National Emergency with respect to Climate Change. I have already Doneith Thatd Cay N serve more land we moved into rejoice the Climate Accord and we classroom cc billiondollar Climate Controlled facility, were moving and it is the threat to hum humanity. If youve already declared that nationa youl emergency. Both got about honesty by think you would appreciate it sa youve already declared that National Emergency. Practically speaking yes sue and effective at the Weather Channel, was on the road to shield joe from the vendor hurricane
Happy wednesday everybody president bidens interview with the Weather Channel aired today. I know. The forecast was partly senile with a chance of precipitation in his pants. The only things cloudy were joes memories especially when it came to phone calls with hunters Business Associates. The one thing he didnt forget, how to touch someone without their permission. Are you prepared to declare a National Emergency with respect to Climate Change . I have already done that. It is the existential threat to humanity. You have already declared that National Emergency. Yeah. Thanks, appreciate it. That is the first time any woman said appreciate it after Making Contact with joe. If he is really concerned about the climate you know what he should have done. He should have eaten the bug. The tasty but tiny carbon footprint. It is cute. It reminds me how joe is always brushing the cocaine off of hunters lapels. And also how he was raised in a town called claymont, delaware. I was raised in a tow
Thats right. Didnt see that coming. I am. Dsm shillue in for greg gutfel. It is friday. And you know what that means. Welctswelcome tonights guests. Hes more than meets the eye because hes wearing spanx. Comedian joe mackie invitesirst Fox And Friends first. The New York Giants icon and his family, third, Fox And Friendsthir on the hot pyro, she is sleek, bleak, never meet. New york times Best Selling Author and Fox News Contributor captaiellingn. Ll eve and no one will ever sneak through this wall. New york times Best Selling Author comedian, former nwa world champion. Let okay, before we get to some news stories, lets this gregs leftovers. We y yes, its leftovers where s i read the jokes. We didnt get to this week. And just like when greg does it, its my first time readingad thesine. Earlier this week, President Biden had his annual physical. Doctors said hes in great shape for a man of his agece and pronounces death as Jones O Is My First Time reading this and pronounced his time of
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