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Duck dynasty. [ light laughter ] or as thats known in louisiana, fashion week. [ laughter ] at an event yesterday to honor President Trumps 150th judicial appointment, senator Lindsey Graham said Supreme Court Justice Brett kavanaugh, quote, lived a life we should all be proud of. [ laughter ] seriously . Kavanaugh didnt even lead a life he remembers. [ laughter ] whoa, why am i wearing this robe . [ laughter ] republican lawmakers in oklahoma introduced a new bill on tuesday to designate a sect...

And ive had my doubts in the past but i think this time shes serious. [ laughter ] President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And i got to say, dude, whats going on with your face . [ laughter ] youre starting to look like the nailed it cake version of yourself [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats right President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And to prove hes not a robot, he read a captcha. Lgbtq [ laughter and applause seth President Trump this morning deni...

President trump. And ive had my doubts in the past but i think this time shes serious. [ laughter ] President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And i got to say, dude, whats going on with your face . [ laughter ] youre starting to look like the nailed it cake version of yourself [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats right President Trump spoke before the u. N. General assembly today. And to prove hes not a robot, he read a captcha. Lgbtq [ laughter and applause seth President Trump ...

Which is weird, but at least it explains why melania started smoking unfiltered pall malls. [ laughter ] President Trump announced plans this week to help people who leave prison find jobs as opposed to his Current Program where he gives people jobs and then they go to prison. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause the Supreme Court is expected to hand down rulings on up to 24 cases in the coming days beforeheir summer break. Also getting 24 cases before summer break, brett kavanaugh. [ laughter and...

Coughed while he was speaking. Which is weird, but at least it explains why melania started smoking unfiltered pall malls. [ laughter ] President Trump announced plans this week to help people who leave prison find jobs as opposed to his Current Program where he gives people jobs and then they go to prison. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause the Supreme Court is expected to hand down rulings on up to 24 cases in the coming days before their summer break. Also getting 24 cases before summer break...

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Of staff, mick mulvaney, to leave the room, after mulvaney coughed while he was speaking. Which is weird, but at least it explains why melania started smoking unfiltered pall malls. [ laughter ] President Trump announced plans this week to help people who leave prison find jobs as opposed to his Current Program where he gives people jobs and then they go to prison. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause the Supreme Court is expected to hand down rulings on up to 24 cases in the coming days before th...

Are meritbased, just ask my president ial adviser, my daughter. [ laughter and applause new york mayor bill de blasio announced today that he is running for president. Come on, bill, everyone knows the next step after mayor of new york is insane lawyer. [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause former Vice President joe biden announced today that the headquarters for his president ial campaign will be in philadelphia and hes already getting to know the locals [ laughter and applause accordin...

Featuring the 8g band with rick smith [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers. And this is late night. We hope youre all doing well and now if you dont mind, were going to get to the news President Biden spoke to Britains King Charles yesterday for the First Time Since Queen Elizabeths passing. I cant believe you waited your entire life for this lousy job, said both of them at the same time [ laughter ] a possible National Railroad strike was averted today af...

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